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Jan 11, 2007 14:19

Everything that could possibly get on my nerves is happening today.

I can't move.
I can't breathe.
I can't fart without hearing a bitchfest about it.

I'm going to wrap my children in duct tape and throw them in a closet.

I'm going to break my own legs so I don't have to do anything.

I'm going to pack all my shit so all this space can be used for something "important".

I'm also going to blow very very soon.
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