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[kytheraen]

I read Chat Magazine. I know it's women's real life drivel, and there are probably more worthwhile magazines to read in this world, but the shitty stories and the crap puzzles do wonders for my sanity at work lunchtimes. There is a section called Blimey! That's Clever where people send in dreadful tips and get paid £15 for each one. 1The top tip of

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[davidn]

Blimey!

[kasyx]

NOOOOOO! That's mine! Barstewards! I hope you keep us informed.

[emma_o_rama]

I'm incandescent with rage! The swine! I used to daydream about coming up with something for that page, and then the sweet sweet money they would give me. But now there's no challenge.

-If you have nothing to give your child for their birthday, why not buy something from a shop? Many shops stock things.
-If you have people coming round and no food in the fridge, why not buy something from a shop? Many shops stock things.
-If you have nothing no wear for a night out, why not wear a bin bag and smear poo on your head? You'll have the whole dancefloor to yourself.

[xendragon]

Go complaining power! I hope they give you £200 for uncovering the scandal!
I totally advocate writing to people to complain about things.