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[kris_pinkstar]

Hey, does anyone happen to know how much a lobotomy is? Or can anyone perform a painless, cheap or free one on me? Let me know, thanks.

Edit: I hate tarot cards.

Comments

[__theodore]

I can!! But why would you need one?

[kris_pinkstar]

Personal reasons. How much would you charge?

[__theodore]

Free, of course.

[kris_pinkstar]

How nice of you.

[deantheartist]

Just hearing that word gives me the creeps.

[kris_pinkstar]

Yes, but due to the fact that I must be certifiably insane, it seems like the best choice.

[deantheartist]

But ew.
There must be other things.
Lavender and Parvati's weird thing didn't give any results then?

Private to Dean

[kris_pinkstar]

It did. Results that seem good, actually. They did that tarot card thing. There was something about physical activity and seeking out new unions, or something. And then there was death, which was lovely. And one about following your heart. But that all just got me more confused. Bleh. Why can't I be asexual?

[vtfrobisher]

a lobotomy? Are you sure you know what you're asking for? They put a stick in your head swirl it around and pull it out. You want one of those?

[kris_pinkstar]

Alright, well now that you put it that way, it doesn't sound too fun. But, it may be worth it. Though, I'm not one for pain...

[vtfrobisher]

And why, pray tell, is it worth all of the pain?

[kris_pinkstar]

Because I believe I may be suffering from some sort of mental illness. It is the only way to explain the craziness that has been taking over my mind.

[hate_spiders]

You know a lobotony completely destroys your memory and your emotions, yeh?

[kris_pinkstar]

Yup.

[hate_spiders]

And that you lose concentration after 10 seconds?

And that it's illegal in the UK? According to this site thing.

[kris_pinkstar]

Oh.

Well, maybe there's a way I can get those results another way...