Is it just me, or is that "I hope you dance" woman riding that fucking song until the wheels fall off? I mean she's got books, cards, the CD, and now she's on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Desperate Housewives is on and that makes me so very happy. Can I tell you that I hate that Kravitz woman. Everyone of these women has to feel like fucking ( Read more... )

Oh my God so I'm watching one of those save the children in AfghanistanSudanIndonesiaAfricaNebraska and the guy is all "Now we know you've thought about it. Put it on a nice little to-do list, but how about following through?!?" I 'm thinking that's a little hostile for someone asking to trade your money for a picture. Those kids in Nebraska ( Read more... )

Oh my God there are screaming chilldren everywhere and they all belong to the same trashy family! They've been screaming for over an hour now. I want to kill myself. These kids are well past screaming is okay age, too!

Yeah so after discovering the mind boggling revelation that my cousin is dating quite possibly the sluttiest Real Worlder EVER, I went home to get drunk and watch Sex and the City. I literally made it through two episodes before I FELL ASLEEP! At nine fucking thirty! How sad is that?!? I'm saying that it was post-traumatic stress syndrome ( Read more... )

Em--I watched Party Monster last night again for the first time since we discussed it. You are right Macauly Culkin should never be allowed to act agiain. He sounded like Ms. Howell from Gilligan's Island. If the real Michael Alig sounded like that I'm glad he's in prison. And they should keep him there. And Seth Green sounded like he was ( Read more... )

I dreamt that I was in a mall and there was a forest in the mall and there were these two trees with hot pink leaves. And I kept trying to get to them to photoraph them because I thought they would make a great backdrop for an ad. Even in my dreams I'm a whore for the man. Oh yeah and there were three black girls there in 'Shortie' t-shirts. ( Read more... )

I just bought Garden State soundtrack and it is the fuck. Its hippality is matched only by the movie's hippality. If I were an atom in my body, I would explode because of the greatness of the combined greatness of the soundtrack and the movie. Although my brain feels like it has a tumor the size of Montana, which was probably induced by my cell ( Read more... )

So I'm watching Lost on ABC, and BOOM it's Charlie from Party of Five! I can't help but have so many mixed emotions as I watch! You should be having brain cancer and baby-mama drama, NOT auditioning for Gilligan's Island 2k4! Speaking of Party of Five, what the fuck happened to Neve Campbell? I saw her on the TODAY show talking to Katie Couric ( Read more... )

I'm at work and I'm googling Donatella Versace. This is not a high point. I think my boss might be crazy. Like the other day she was telling me that the ACLU is a bunch of crazy liberals that are bringing this country to hell. The funniest part is as she's going off about Liberals, Melissa Manchester's "Don't Cry Out Loud" is on, which is funny ( Read more... )