Some wish to touch what they call "my female parts". I do not know what to do. Jr., orders?

Jr. MOMO. Sakura. Do you need any assistance navigating?

I am also effective at destroying insects although it is an inefficient waste of power. Does anyone require assistance at said extermination?

There is a malfunction in my circuitry. I seem to be sin-

( Song behind here. )

First, second, and third waves of enemies defeated.  More incoming.  Orders?

Armies are obsolete.  There is only a 13% chance that one could be built here with a 2% success rate at operations.  The most efficient way is to create small independent groups.

Everything within a one half mile radius of the Durandal is off limits.  Do not bring your army there.

Localized conflict complete.  Standing down from alert status.

chaos, new orders?

Primary Activation
Self Diagnostic - Start
Primary Weapon System - On
Secondary Weapon System - On
Tertiary Weapon System - Not Found
System Functionality - 97%
Self Diagnotic - Complete

Commencing scan of area
4 unidentified objects detected.  Now querying IFF.
First Unidentified Object - Durandal
Second Unidentified Object - IFF Unresponsive
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