(I know I showed you this already, but I decided to post it here so others can enjoy. (To said 'others': this was my birthday present to sabaceanbabe because she is the best.)
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Brutus is too old for this shit.
This would have never gone down in District Two, where victors have some fucking self-respect. Where they don’t have too many drinks and accept some uppity District Seven’s challenge to a game of darts (“That’s heeelarious, Jo. You only wish you could compete with the likes of me. Hope you’ve been practicing your moves.”). Where they definitely don’t lose, and they absolutely never eat their words upside down and topless on a pole.
But Finnick Odair is not from District Two, and this is one skill that was absolutely never covered during pre-Games training
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Brutus is too old for this shit.
This would have never gone down in District Two, where victors have some fucking self-respect. Where they don’t have too many drinks and accept some uppity District Seven’s challenge to a game of darts (“That’s heeelarious, Jo. You only wish you could compete with the likes of me. Hope you’ve been practicing your moves.”). Where they definitely don’t lose, and they absolutely never eat their words upside down and topless on a pole.
But Finnick Odair is not from District Two, and this is one skill that was absolutely never covered during pre-Games training ( ... )
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