It's the 3rd of January already? Whoa, slow down 2009, there's plenty of time!

What have I been up to? Well, firstly I welcomed in the new year with my accomplice, Pinot Grigio. This, um, may have involved leaning out of the window telling 2008 in no uncertain terms where to go. This also may have involved the F word, and my apologies to the ( Read more... )

And here we are again, the closing of the year. Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life and all that.

Look, if 2008 insists on being crap, it can't complain when you poke it with a stick, can it?
( THE GREAT BIG FANTABULOUS 2008 MEME )

Er, I think 2008 deserves an actual entry doesn't it?

In 2008, ( Read more... )

Just hours left of 2007. May be a good thing.

TIME TO DO THE NEW YEARS MEME, METHINKS.

1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before?
Went on holiday, and to another country. Like, flying there and everyfink! Ran away from left home completely and lived down South. Dyed my hair black. Attended a radio recording - three times in a row. Got ( Read more... )

Oh my word, I had the strangest bout of depression at 3am last night. I mean, really low for absolutely no reason at all. I ended up listening to Whitney Houston, that's how bad it was. And then I fell asleep and dreamt I was propping up my own dismembered torso in the bath. And later being possessed by some smoky black alien thing that flew out of ( Read more... )

And I'm gonna squeeze in one last normal (yes, normal!) entry for 2006. Oh, must you go so soon? You've been a lovely year. Come and stay a while, we'll have a tea party on the ceiling like in Mary Poppins and everything! Mind you, 2007 will be here any minute, who knows *what* could happen! It sounds like a shiny crazy fun kind of year, I think we ( Read more... )

Can't keep up with memeage! There's good memes here there and everywhere!

( But firstly, let's sum up 2005 )

Happy new year, everyone!
2004 can go now. Go on, shoo. Door's that way. Look, you started off brilliantly, and I truly appreciate the Talent Focus thing back in February, but you've let yourself down since then, haven't you?
*2004 nods little head sadly*
Yes, you have. I expected good things of you. Now, go and have a think, before renaming yourself ( Read more... )