Top 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads of All Time

[kokopellinelli]

This link was sent to me by my boss.

Some of these are pretty creepy, all right.

Be sure to enlarge and read the copy on the Lysol ad. Your husband loves you so it's your fault your marriage is suffering...if only you'd doused your womanly areas with clean-smelling, non-caustic concentrated Lysol! Silly woman. Now go make me a sandwich.

Comments

[luke2]

Yeah, those we super creepy. *shudders*

[steppinrazor]

O GOD LYSOL IN MY LADYBITS D: D: D:

[kokopellinelli]

YOU'LL DO IT IF YOU WANT YOUR MARRIAGE TO SUCCEED. NOW STOP YOUR WHINING AND GO CLEAN SOME WINDOWS using gentle, non-caustic Lysol.

[cosmicomiclady]

How horrifying. My favorite is the clown one :D

[anonymous]

“Three times more women use “Lysol” than any other liquid preparation.” Which means WAY MORE women than I EVER would have imagined. *shudder*

[getting_weary]

That comment off of Nina's was totally me...I didn't think about signing in. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Which is probably why my husband locks me in a room by myself. I can't fathom any other reason.....

[kokopellinelli]

Hmm...you should probably tell me more about your husband locking you in a room. It's because you haven't been preparing yourself for him by cleaning your lady parts with Lysol, isn't it? ADMIT IT, the disintegration of your marriage is YOUR FAULT! Now I don't want you to do anything but take this bottle of Lysol and this turkey baster and...

Ew, I grossed myself out.

[getting_weary]

i just cannot imagine how much that would burn!! oh soo gross