Kingdom Hearts Kink Meme

[kokanshu]

KINGDOM HEARTS KINK MEME

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Rules:

1. Post a pairing plus a kink.

1a. One request per comment.

1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that

Comments

[anonymous]

Marluxia/Roxas

Prompt: Nautical mile bees. (Don't get it? Neither do I. Make something of it and make me laugh.)

Nautical Mile Bees - Part I

[anonymous]

It all started out as a quite ordinary day. Ordinary to the point of boring. I was talking to his “Kingdom Hearts”. II had been sent on a mission to Agrabah. III was staying most of the time at Beast’s Castle, trying to turn him into a nobody … or a heartless for that matter. IV was down in the cellar, making weird scientific experiments, and being antisocial. V and VI had disappeared to V’s room, and had not been seen the last couple of hours. VII was searching for new members at Halloween Town. And VIII and IX were getting drunk with X down at Port Royal. Roxas was bored. VIII and IX had been quick to point out that he, being only fifteen years old, weren’t old enough to be allowed to consume alcohol in large doses (that were the exact words they’d used). XII was training outside, throwing her kunai at dolls which oddly resembled the elder members, and XI - well, talk of the devil

Nautical Mile Bees - Part II

[anonymous]

“What can you do?”

“I’ll have to get them out, before they grow too big,” Marluxia answered, putting Roxas up on one of the tables standing the middle of the room they’d entered, and starting to pull down Roxas zipper, and removing his cloak. Roxas hadn’t been wearing any T-shirts this particular day, mainly because most of them had to be washed, and Axel had stolen the few clean ones. He was lost in thoughts of his T-shirts for a moment, until something wet made contact with his left shoulder, startling him.

“Marluxia, what the hell are you doing!?”

Marluxia starred at him with an annoyed frown. “I’ll have to get the eggs out, Roxas.”

“By licking me

Re: Nautical Mile Bees - Part II

[anonymous]

*applauds*

not OP, but ilu so hard :D that was awesome

Re: Nautical Mile Bees - Part II

[anonymous]

Not OP either.

BUT, OH THE WIN &hearts

OP

[anonymous]

thankyou

so much

i'm like sobbing LOL ♥♥

Re: OP

[anonymous]

WriterAnon: You're welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Re: Nautical Mile Bees - Part II

[anonymous]

So wait... he's struck with the na-

...'Nautical mile' in Japanese is KAIRI.

HOLY SHETOOKA.