Kingdom Hearts Kink Meme

Sep 19, 2007 20:08

KINGDOM HEARTS KINK MEME

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Rules:

1. Post a pairing plus a kink.

1a. One request per comment.

1b. The only kink not allowed on this meme is anything involving underage sex. What I mean by this is if, either in the request or fic, it is made clear (either by stating a number or giving a physical description) that ( Read more... )

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The Chart (1/5) anonymous September 30 2008, 18:23:06 UTC
Lobby

"All right, guys," Zidane said, "get your bags off the bus and come to me to find out what hotel room you're in."

"Hey, Zidane," Tidus called, pulling a duffel bag as long as he was out of the pile, "can I room with Wakka?"

The English teacher sighed. "First of all, Tidus, it's Mr. Tribal."

"Why? We're not at school."

"It's a school trip, same thing." From back in the crowd, someone called out, "Lighten up, Zidane." He didn't see who, which probably meant it was Axel. Zidane didn't really have a good way to win this one, so he changed the subject. "And second, I can't let you pick your own roommates."

"Why not?"

"Ah. . ." Usually, being the cool teacher who didn't enforce dumb rules was fun. But it meant you couldn't ever just say because I said so. "Meaning no offense," he said, "and naming no names, it's a fact that a rather large number of you have been seen hanging around the GSA meetings after school. I have absolutely no personal problem with that ( ... )

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The Chart (2/5) anonymous September 30 2008, 18:29:17 UTC
"Axel. Do not give me grief over that one, it's the one sure thing I've got." If only they all had twins. No, wait, take that back - a second Axel would be two too many. "Anyway, I would make you sleep in the hallway before I let you room with your boyfriend, so what do you care ( ... )

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The Chart (3/5) anonymous September 30 2008, 18:33:58 UTC
Room 206"Now," Axel said, "the question is, did Roxas come through for us?" He walked to the back corner of the room ( ... )

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The Chart (4/5) anonymous September 30 2008, 18:38:45 UTC
Room 206

"So. Which one is it?"

After a moment, Tidus realized Axel was talking to him. He didn't roll over - he wasn't interested in seeing what Axel was doing right now. "What?"

"That you have the hots for. Sora, or Roxas?"

"I'm straight, Axel."

"Okay, straight boy. So whose mouth are you imagining your hand is right now?" Tidus froze, blushing like fire. From the next room came a low, sweet, very loud moan. "'Cause if it's Roxas, I'd totally be up for a threesome."

"I, uh, I don't. Uh." Very quietly. "Sora."

"Damn. Well, you're on your own on that one. Try cuddling." After a bit, he added, "You sure you don't want to watch some more? Sora's got his tongue up..."

"No." But Tidus' hand started moving again, slow and steady.

Room 205"You look amazing, Roxas." And he did, too, all stretched and soft and pretty, tense and loose at the same time. The usual defensive skater-boy slouch was cute, but this was better. "I love you so much ( ... )

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The Chart (5/5) anonymous September 30 2008, 18:43:43 UTC
There were two voices now, two unmistakably related voices, moaning in the same quickening rhythm. "No." I will not imagine my students naked. I will not imagine my students naked. I will not imagine my students naked. The two voices climaxed, not together, but in syncopation. I am so fired. Zidane forced himself not to adjust his pants. "I need to go find a red marker," he muttered.

"I'd use something else if I were you, Mr. Tribal," Axel piped up. "The end of a marker's too rough. It'll hurt like hell."

"Shut up, Axel," Zidane growled, and closed the door.

Room 204

"Sora! Ohhhhh, Sora. . ."

Pence winced. It was really a little unfair, getting this from both sides. At least Riku had had the decency to go into the bathroom.

Hell. At this rate, Pence was gonna have to go in there next. He didn't even like guys, but this was... wow. This would be a lot less awkward if he hadn't gone on that beach trip last August, because now he was finding it entirely too easy to remember what Roxas looked like shirtless, and ( ... )

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous September 30 2008, 18:50:20 UTC
WIN. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Not OP, but whatever.

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous September 30 2008, 21:07:10 UTC
GAH.

WHY DO YOU MAKE ME REALLY LIKE THIS PAIRING. WHY.

Srs bznss, anon, incest normally squicks me all to hell, but wow those two together make this anon need new panties.

ESPECIALLY WITH EVERYBODY AND THEIR TEACHER LISTENING IN. 8D

Poor Pence. XD Poor Zidane! Those two have some of the best lines in the fic. <3

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anonymous October 1 2008, 07:52:09 UTC
Heh, I have to say, Zidane was even more fun to write than the porn. Glad you liked it.

- Writer!Anon

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anonymous October 1 2008, 00:50:53 UTC
NOT OP BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY MY FAVOURITE FIC ON THE KINK MEME SO FAR dfgkjsdkjlja ilu

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous October 5 2008, 02:52:51 UTC
Dude! Awesomeness!

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous October 5 2008, 19:23:05 UTC
OMG. XDDD

*this is the sound of glee- and you have caused this sound*

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous October 6 2008, 03:46:30 UTC
Wonderful. & really, fucking funny. Not enough funny porn on the web!

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous October 6 2008, 07:31:45 UTC
Sex is easy. Comedy is hard.

Seriously, though, the whole point of this meme is that we want something besides the same old pr0n. I'm pretty vanilla, really, so instead of kinky stuff I add jokes.

- Writer!Anon

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Re: The Chart (5/5) anonymous October 6 2008, 07:34:55 UTC
Well said, you wonderful funny person you.

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anonymous November 9 2008, 09:55:49 UTC
Dude. That was amazing.

Write moar. |D you rock out loud~

also if anon has any interest in bearing children this anon is game

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anonymous November 11 2008, 08:09:20 UTC
*snickers* Whether or not I have interest, I lack the appropriate equipment, but thanks.

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