shower sex is actually really hard.

in common speech, it is rare that one finds oneself needing to pluralize the word "clitoris." and to be honest, i wasn't sure how to do it. turns out it's "clitorides." didn't know that, did ya? ...you did? ...why the fuck do you know how to pluralize "clitoris?"

  once upon a time, there was a family of marmots. it was the winter of 1982 and mama marmot was soon to give birth. in the morning, papa marmot kissed her on the cheek as he left for work ( Read more... )

a light is wired to four switches: a, b, c, and d. the actual order of these switches in the circuit, and what kind of switches they are, are both unknown. each switch has two states: up (1) and down (0). the light also has two states: on (1) and off (0). below is a table of the combinations of switch positions and the resulting state of the ( Read more... )

a short dialog...

code monkey #1: how the frak am i going to do this ( Read more... )

i rarely use this journal as a public service, but i happened to find the solution to a very annoying issue with windows, and i feel i must share it with you ( Read more... )

"wednesday is a bad day for me to play magic because i'll be on a voice chat discussing the secret of monkey island."

...to be fair, he warned us, cringed while he was saying it, and then ran away in shame.

man... gay porn goes back. waaaaay back.

who knew?

normally, i might consider it lame to gloat about this sort of thing, but... i just fulfilled a fantasy i've had for four and a half years! thanks for the inspiration, lo!

one of the things i was excited about in terms of moving to fremont was the opportunity to stumble home drunk. when we lived in madrona, the only real pub near where we lived kinda sucked. the food cost about half again as much as it should have and it didn't have any real redeeming qualities. in the seven months that we lived there, we went to ( Read more... )