Note to self: When buying chew toys for Scar, remember that he has torn apart everything I've given him and try something stronger, like, say, iron.

Would anybody explain why, in every book or play I'm interested in, all of the characters that I'm attatched to die? Take The Lord of the Deep Cavern. The main character, Edmond Bombastus, is this sailor who ends up framed by his best friend. He gets shipped off to a prison called... something Aerugoian, can't remember for the life of me what it's ( Read more... )

I joined the police force. And I'd like to get Scar some training, but none of the other officers want to get near him. I don't understand why. He didn't mutilate any of them yet.

killdante is distressed. If it's not one thing, it's another. Your life is a pitiful wreck, and it's all you ever write about. Why don't you at least make up a happy story for once. Your friends would appreciate that. brought to you by interim32. wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the ( Read more... )

I found a dog today. It tried to tear my jugular out, which is one of the more exciting things to happen to me since I was stranded on that desert island... Monte Carlo, I think ( Read more... )

What precisely defines a human? Genes? The all-important soul? Don't tell me that all humans have them. I've seen humans do worse things than we Homunculus could ever think of ( Read more... )

( I'm surprised at how accurate this is. )

I should never be allowed near the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack. It brings about Scar-related angst.

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I need a hug. ;_;

am so scared! always_envious said they wanted to hang out at the mall but sinful_mother wanted to do something else :-(.

What sucks is that everybody has asked why I'm leaving the trekkie fandom but the answer is simple: Some of you know who you are and why I'm leaving FOREVAR.

This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama GeneratorEnvy and Sloth, you both make me ( Read more... )

So, tommorow's that one Letoist holiday, right? In honor of Wester(or whatever it is), I walked into a Letoan cathedral and tried to start a good-natured religious debate with the priest. It lasted about two minutes before he just glared at me over his glasses and made me leave.. What is it with Amestrian Letoists today? The ones in Lior could make ( Read more... )