FIC: 5 Cliches That Shouldn't Have Happened In Any Fandom (But Make Sense With Torchwood)

[keiko_kichi]

Name: 5 Cliches That Shouldn't Have Happened In Any Fandom (But Make Sense With Torchwood)
Author: keiko_kichi
Pairings: Everyone/Everyone
Warnings: If you watch Torchwood, you shouldn't be surprised by anything here.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: It's all in the title, babeh.
Author's Notes: When

Comments

[qthewetsprocket]

shame on you - that 'alien sex slave' ficlet is now growing and expanding in my head, and i have no time to write such a thing. bad you. naughty you!

loved it, though. and the rest. :)

[keiko_kichi]

Shame on me! -smacks the back of my hand with a ruler-

Believe me, the alien sex slave fic is growing in my mind too XD

Thanks for reading!

[darthhellokitty]

And the scary thing is, they DO all make sense, and several of them are no more crack-infested than ACTUAL EPISODES.

Jack was reminded of a disgusting spider slowly pulling an incredibly beautiful, sexy, coffee-giving, cute-suited fly to its death.

This was just too good. TOO GOOD. :-)

[keiko_kichi]

I briefly considered the idea of posting these in to our beloved writers, but I think the actor's would die of TEH GUH.

Thanks for reading, and I'm glad you liked it! ;)

[darthhellokitty]

Either that, or they'd be mortified because they were already working on one of them!

[tonko]

BWAHA!!! This wins the fandom. And the quotes between each are excellent touches. I think I like the Ianto-sex-slave one best, closely followed by Sex-pollen.

[keiko_kichi]

My fic and your icon can rule the fandom together! (FTW, indeed! <3)

The Ianto!SexSlave! One is my fav too ;D

Thanks for reading, glad you enjoyed it!

[crystalshard]

*kills self laughing*

Oh, these were just too good.

[keiko_kichi]

-grin-

Glad you enjoyed!

[luinecu]

You are way awesome! xD

*giggling like crazy*

..I'm tempted to have a go myself now o____o;;

[keiko_kichi]

Yay! Thanks!

And yes! Yes! Have a go yourself! :D