So I obviously am a losercase when it comes to capslock posting and therefore earned myself some penance (don’t ask - you really don’t want to know):

FOR MY PEENDANCE I WANT A CRACK FIC OF TEDDY TOPPING CASTIEL. CASTIEL SHOULD BE WEARING THE ENERGIZER BUNNY OUTFIT AND IT SHOULD BE NON-CON.

Perfectly fine with me *pondershermasochistictendencies*. So ( Read more... )

I don’t know how it’s about you but I love the episode “Wishful thinking” and the depressive teddy bear. Dean in this crack!ficlet? Probably not so much.

Title: Be careful what you wish for
Pairing: Dean/Mr. Bear
Rating: PG13
Words: about 950
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Summary: Dean wishes for sex. Maybe he should have been a wee little bit more ( Read more... )

Title: Growing up
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG13
Words: about 280
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
( Growing up's a hard thing... )

Humans are gregarious animals. So here are my first two takes on Sam/Dean.
There’s pie and meds and fluff and the usual wrong usage of tenses and prepositions. Huh. You know, it’s my party and I cry if I want to. ;-)

Title: Pie
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG13
Words: about 650
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Warnings: language (mine, I’m not a native speaker, ( Read more... )

The sex has finally found it's way back into the story, there’s drizzle, secret poetry and moments of unashamed fluff and, oh yes, my favourite kind of bloodsucker: the emotionally challenged vamp desperately fighting for love and dignity in a world full of ominous Appletinis.

This will make more sense to you if you’ve read this (chapter 1) and that ( Read more... )

Maybe some of you still remember Sire’s day. It took me some time to come around but here it finally is, the fabulous sequel. *coughs* I won’t lie to you, fellow harlots, there’s no porn in this chapter but two angsty dumbass vampires arguing and going all emo on each other. *sighshappily*

Title: Sire’s day (or why Angel had better found another ( Read more... )

Inspired by the ‘sire’s day’ prompt over at ( Read more... )

Title: Having effulgently bad sex with… Eve
Pairing: Spike/Eve
Rating: R
Words: 100
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Warnings: language (mine, I’m not a native speaker, no beta).
( Couldn't escape if I wanted to )

My nekid numbers over at ( Read more... )

So I didn’t really get the main problem between Spike and Lindsey the last time I tried. Right. But fortunately, the delightful and insightful ( Read more... )