[Here, have a violet-eyed girl leaning in close to the Hitomi and just staring at you, little man-thing. Why? Because she knows most of those more colorful words. Kanda Grumps taught them to her and both Break and Gilbert have lectured her on using them, but this guy... he looks more like a clown than that bastard clown does. Which is why, after a moment, she smiles and taps the screen with an imperious air.]
Hey! Horn-head! What's a 'motherfucking magical ass place'? Can you eat it? Is it yummy like pie?
[Cue the falling over. Being easily startled by sudden and loud sounds, it comes as no surprise when Gamzee falls flat on his backside, beside the Hitomi once Alice's voice calls out.]
Mirthful Messiahs be praised! How the hell did you get yourself in there sis? Man, just how the motherfucking small did you all up and get?
[Crawling over to his Hitomi and tapping back at the screen. Yes, yes Gamzee actually thought she was trapped inside the device.]
Don't worry little sis, I'll get your ass outta there, then you can try some of my pies. Is it yummy? Man your tasting sponge isn't gonna know what the fuck hit it!
[She just blinks at him, because she doesn't get what half of what he said means, honestly. Instead she just shakes her head and smiles brightly, then holds her own Hitomi out at arms-length, enough to show that she's holding one as well as the room around her and the cat-boy curled on a bed in the corner of her room.
Cheshire, happily asleep, and (hopefully) used to her outbursts, that is.]
I'm not in the Hitomi, honestly. I'm holding it. I have one too! What's a taste sponge? And Oh! What kind of pie? Is it apple?
[She didn't seem to bad, he'd been used to far more louder and stranger people, sure, she was kind of on the forward side, and curious to boot, but that was cool, being curious was good.]
So err... its kinda like a husktop? Sweet~
[Gamzee poked out his tongue, pointing to it. That was the taste sponge he was talking about apparently.]
I don't... know if it taste like apple. Is there an apple faygo?
[Luckily for you, Elfangor sees this during one of his experiments in the bakery's kitchen. He is still not certain how Gilbert feels about this, but that hardly stops him, there are baked goods to be made, damn it.
But that is beside the point. Which is that he has a pie right here, fresh out of the oven. He'll just be holding it up for display.]
You want some?
[It comes out a bit muffled, since he is attempting to speak around a mouthful of brownies. Which were also recently made.]
[Chocolate pie to Gamzee, looks like some lowblood was murdered and baked, and not baked in the good way like Gamzee is now.]
Oh hell yea I wanna try it, though ... it looks a little motherfucking strange. I'll bring you you a slice of my motherfucking sopor and I'll try you motherfucking chocolate bro.
[A map? Oh dear, this might take a while. Gamzee gets seriously distracted.]
There's all kinds of colors here no matter where you look! Rainbows aren't as rare as people think they are, hehe. There's always plenty of rainbows all around you!
[Sorry bro, were you high there? I don't think you made that clear enough for this derp yet.]
[Sadly, it probably will be. If by friendship you mean frightening affinity, that is...]
This whole place is really pretty! It's still so... well, raw! Even though people live here too, it's just as natural as if nobody was here.
I'm glad someone likes it, hehe! Most of the people who come here are just worried about where they are and all. I guess that's understandable... but still! It's nice to stop and smell the flowers sometimes, right?
[...Speaking of which.]
...Did anybody tell you yet? You've gotta be wondering about it too, right?
[Gamzee will love you forever if you share his admiration for beautiful, colourful things. Might confuse him a little though, what with how complicated troll relationships are.. eheh.]
Its so beautiful, everything is motherfucking beautiful. This place, must have been made from the most wicked miracles.
[Smell them? Gamzee was currently trying to eat one, thinking he could 'taste the miracle']
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Hey! Horn-head! What's a 'motherfucking magical ass place'? Can you eat it? Is it yummy like pie?
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Mirthful Messiahs be praised! How the hell did you get yourself in there sis? Man, just how the motherfucking small did you all up and get?
[Crawling over to his Hitomi and tapping back at the screen. Yes, yes Gamzee actually thought she was trapped inside the device.]
Don't worry little sis, I'll get your ass outta there, then you can try some of my pies. Is it yummy? Man your tasting sponge isn't gonna know what the fuck hit it!
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[She just blinks at him, because she doesn't get what half of what he said means, honestly. Instead she just shakes her head and smiles brightly, then holds her own Hitomi out at arms-length, enough to show that she's holding one as well as the room around her and the cat-boy curled on a bed in the corner of her room.
Cheshire, happily asleep, and (hopefully) used to her outbursts, that is.]
I'm not in the Hitomi, honestly. I'm holding it. I have one too! What's a taste sponge? And Oh! What kind of pie? Is it apple?
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[She didn't seem to bad, he'd been used to far more louder and stranger people, sure, she was kind of on the forward side, and curious to boot, but that was cool, being curious was good.]
So err... its kinda like a husktop? Sweet~
[Gamzee poked out his tongue, pointing to it. That was the taste sponge he was talking about apparently.]
I don't... know if it taste like apple. Is there an apple faygo?
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G... Gamzee?
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[Picking up his Hitomi and spinning it around as if he was actually holding Tavros.]
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[Tavros is happy to see you, man. There's not a lot of trolls around here. Well, actually, there aren't any except for Tavros. And now you!]
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[That's a shame, but hey! At lest they have eachother, right?]
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But that is beside the point. Which is that he has a pie right here, fresh out of the oven. He'll just be holding it up for display.]
You want some?
[It comes out a bit muffled, since he is attempting to speak around a mouthful of brownies. Which were also recently made.]
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[Gamzee leans in real close, sniffing at the Hitomi as if trying to smell the offered pie.]
What kinda sopor is that, brother? I ain't ever seen a pie that mtherfucking colour before. Must be a miracle.
[Oh he'd try the pie, can't assure you he'll like it or not though.]
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It is just a chocolate pie.
[Okay, not just chocolate. There's all kinds of interesting things in there. But the primary ingredient is definitely chocolate.
Elfangor does not know what to make of that miracle comment, though, so he just smiles and ignores it.]
If you would care for a slice, feel free to stop by the bakery in Mizusato. There is a map on your Hitomi device that can show you the way.
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Oh hell yea I wanna try it, though ... it looks a little motherfucking strange.
I'll bring you you a slice of my motherfucking sopor and I'll try you motherfucking chocolate bro.
[A map? Oh dear, this might take a while. Gamzee gets seriously distracted.]
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[You pinged him with the mention of rainbows.]
There's all kinds of colors here no matter where you look! Rainbows aren't as rare as people think they are, hehe. There's always plenty of rainbows all around you!
[Sorry bro, were you high there? I don't think you made that clear enough for this derp yet.]
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[This could be the start of a beautiful illness friendship.]
Whoa~ you mean... there is more than this place? That is so fucking cool bro.
[Gamzee pulls a bike horn from his pocket and honks it.]
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This whole place is really pretty! It's still so... well, raw! Even though people live here too, it's just as natural as if nobody was here.
I'm glad someone likes it, hehe! Most of the people who come here are just worried about where they are and all. I guess that's understandable... but still! It's nice to stop and smell the flowers sometimes, right?
[...Speaking of which.]
...Did anybody tell you yet? You've gotta be wondering about it too, right?
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Its so beautiful, everything is motherfucking beautiful. This place, must have been made from the most wicked miracles.
[Smell them? Gamzee was currently trying to eat one, thinking he could 'taste the miracle']
Did anyone tell me about what bro?
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Aw your hair is motherfucking sweet, sis.
[A wide smile as he frisked his pants, looking for his pockets. Perhaps he had some pie to spare in his Miracle Modus.]
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