conspiracy theories

[kalichan]

So... courtesy of faris_nallaneen, I see that Sarah Palin has resigned??? I can see four possibilities, all of which are bad.

Possibility 1: Lots (okay, two. But still) of top Alaskan health officials resigned recently. Is Alaska about to experience some form of plague that will eventually take over the planet? Is swine flu really polar bear flu? (Plague = bad

Comments

[51stcenturyfox]

I predict: FOX NEWS JOB. Hannity and Palin or something equally hurl-inducing. Or her own morning show!

I've been predicting this for a while, though.

OMG. I just noticed your lulzy icon! :D

[kalichan]

Imagine her circling the tables at media press dinners, glaring daggers at Katie Couric. I think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

[51stcenturyfox]

Oh man.

See, she does have that local sports broadcasting background... "The East High Timberlakes bit the hell out of the Valley Snow Cougars! Damn, I said hell. Sorry. I said damn. Oops. Check out my legs!"

OH. Wait. They're going to give her her own talk show, aren't they? I would bet cash monies on this.

My turn to hurl!

[ladypeculiar]

This was my thought . . . it will be like Hardball only starring Palin and Joe the Plumber.

*shudder*

Generally, I think this has a lot more to do with her book deal and the fact that she can make a lot more money milking her "celebrity" if she's not tied down with pesky little things like governmental responsibilities than anything else . . . if there's a concrete reason for this other than making millions on the lecture circuit I'll be quite surprised.

[kahtyasofia]

Much as I hate to say it, I think #4 is right.

[kalichan]

SAVE US.

[askeladden]

Alaska... is an island?

[kalichan]

Sorry, i'm insane. ;-)

[kalichan]

And by insane, I mean ignorant.

[kalichan]

Also, IT SHOULD BE. *ahem*

[kel_reiley]

this is what happens when my head is all torchwood
i'm like... news? what's that?

also, i have a hard time understanding how this woman can even walk let alone run for office

[elainasaunt]

Yes!

[kalichan]

It's because the news is EVEN MORE INSANE THAN TORCHWOOD.

[kel_reiley]

i didn't think that was possible and yet it is true!

[framefolly]

o_0 .

[kalichan]

You know it.