Weep for the future, Na'toth. Weep for us all.

[kajivar]

OK, so against my better judgment, I watched the trailer for "New Moon." Admittedly, I had the sound down low so I couldn't hear the dialogue. But I have apparently figured out the storyline:SparkleBoy: I love you! But I look so bored, and we have no chemistry. Beige, beige, I think I'll paint the truck beige

Comments

[tinylegacies]

There are a few inaccuracies here :D But, um, overall? Yeah.

Bella isn't trying to get evil vamp dude (Laurent) to turn her.

[kajivar]

I feel like I've experienced the whole movie. ;P

[hurrigirl]

OMG! Hysterical! I had to watch Twilight with my nieces last week... it was the only thing that settled them down. I had to watch it as a comedy to get through it.

[kenobi]

twilight in any incarnation should only be watched with rifftrax and intoxicated

[crazylike_afox]

Oh god, New Moon was the second worst book out of that shitty, shitty series. Breaking Dawn being the worst. God, they make me cry. I'm never reading them again.

[thursday_gal]

That's pretty much the plot