"Don't you ever try and fucking run on us, 'cause I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can."

"Don't you want to see the rest of the movie?"
"I don't have to see it. I lived it."

"If it makes any difference, I never stopped loving you."
"But that wasn't enough, was it?"

"Ohhhh, couldn't rise to the occasion?"
"Yes, the spirit was willing..."
"Yeah, but the flesh was, uh...."
"Weak! Weak!"

"What are you doing?"
"I'm rearranging my desk."
"You didn't like the way it was before?"
"I had no feelings about it. I'm merely attempting to optimize."

"That's my wife..."
"Does she know that?"
"Well, she would've been if I hadn't screwed it up... who's that guy she's with?"
"I don't know. He's not wearing a nametag."
"Want me to drag him outta here, kick the shit out of him?"

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What will Week 3 bring? :)

"What have I ever done to make your life miserable, sir?"
"You got up this morning, didn't you?"

"Your looks are kinda pretty, when your face isn't screwing it up."

"Sunsets are beautiful. Newborn babies are beautiful. This--this is fucking spectacular!"