An Anniversary Well-Spent

[just_robes]

It has been decided. I'm taking my wife up into the Eagle Mountains to go through a spiritual rejuvenation course in the Hazakura Temple

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[smallmedium]

Oh! Mister Judge sir!! I haven't done the rejuvenation course but I went with Mystic Maya when she did the training course! Um please be careful okey!

[just_robes]

All... all right! Err...

Any particular reason why?

[super_genius_03]

Er. Milt is the seminal fluid of fish and mollusks and other water-dwelling animals. They release it in a cloud over the eggs of the female in order to fertilize them. Why?

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[just_robes]

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[just_robes]

...Do you think it goes well with honey?

[super_genius_03]

I-I dunno! Milt is SCIENCE, not food! Then again honey can be science too sometimes and that's definitely food so... I dunno!

Are you sure they meant milt and not milk because 'milk and honey' is a pretty common turn of phrase.

[wrightswrongs]

I've gone through the "Special Course". As long as your course doesn't require you to sit on a block of ice and chant archaic spells, your wife should be fine.

...It is pretty rejuvenating staying up there.

[just_robes]

...Why in the world would I do that? I don't have any sort of death wish, Mr. Wright.

[wrightswrongs]

Well, it'd supposedly help enhance your non-existant spirit-medium powers like it did mine.

[just_robes]

How would I enhance something that isn't there?

You need to think these things through more, Mr. Wright. A bit of consideration would do you a world of good.

[sixpetals]

Your Honour, I'm pleased that you've chosen to patronize our temple. We hope it will be an experience you won't soon forget...

[rookiekiller]

Milt... isn't that some kind of salt?

Enjoy your vacation, Your Honor. I'm sure you'll enlighten the court with tales of the mountains once you return.