LOST 6x08 "Recon"

Mar 16, 2010 21:48


Well, this otherwise squee-worthy episode ended on a sour note for me. At least the totally Richard-licious preview for next week made up for the disgusting amount of Skate at the end. Let's just say Kate is so not who I was hoping would show up at the end of Sawyer's AU. I was hoping for someone a little blonder. :\

Other than that? Oh man. SAWYER'S AU.

HE'S A COP. A TOTALLY BADASS LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER. AND MILES. THEY'RE PARTNERS AND BFF'S AND OH MY GOD, THE SQUEE. I CAN'T CONTAIN IT.

WHEN MILES SHOWED UP? AND TOSSED SAWYER HIS BADGE? I DIED A LITTLE IN A REALLY HAPPY WAY. OH SHIT.

AND KEN LEUNG, HOT DAMN. *FANS SELF*

The hotness runeth over. I can't even complain about the lack of Nestor Carbonell because the void in that department was TOTALLY filled.

AND MILES. I LOVE THIS BOY NO MATTER WHAT UNIVERSE WE'RE IN. AND HE HAS A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS DAD. HE APPARENTLY DOESN'T TALK TO GHOSTS HERE BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE HE'S TOTALLY HAPPY AND I LOVE IT. AND HE CARRIES A FUCKING GUN, GOOD LORD. *FALLS DEAD ON FLOOR*

The girlfriend he mentioned is totally Ana Lucia. ozmissage had decreed that it is so.

Oh, man. I can't even begin to describe how happy Miles and Sawyer working together and being best buds makes me. IT MAKES ME HAPPY IN A REALLY BIG WAY.

Okay, okay. Let's move on. I so thought that girl he was in bed with at first was Charlotte for a minute. And then who showed up later? Charlotte! Okay, so I did read a spoiler a long time ago that said she might show up in a Sawyer-related episode, so yeah.

And? Rebecca Mader? *more fanning*

Okay. Well, Sawyer/Charlotte is kind of... I don't know. That pairing doesn't work for me. At least it obviously doesn't work for either of them either. I love that Charlotte didn't give Sawyer a second chance after he totally blew up on her. "Nope, sorry, you blew it. GTFO, now please. You've got a coffee date to make and I need to find where I've misplaced my physicist. BE GONE."

I guess the whole point of that was just to show us that she's alive and somehow connected to other main characters?

Little House on the Prairie, LMAO.

LIAM PACE. LIAM! WHY CAN'T WE SEE CHARLIE, DAMN IT?

And awwww, Sawyer and Miles made up at the end. And it was so awesome and I was squeeing. AND THEN KATE SHOWED UP. GOD DAMN IT. THIS ISN'T RIGHT. DON'T DO THIS TO ME, I WILL CUT YOU, DARLTON. WHERE THE FUCK IS JULIET BURKE?

Well. Most of my squee took place in the AU. On the island?

Crazy!Claire going totally ballistic and attacking Kate was fun! And Sayid is basically like *shrug* LOL. But now Claire has decided that she doesn't hate Kate anymore and ~she knows that Kate only took Aaron because she cared about him and as much as I was kind of wanting to ship Kate/Claire during the earlier hand-holding scene... Claire is suddenly less interesting. I was expecting her to pull out a knife during that hug. But, meh. What can you do?

Um, Sawyer? CAN YOU PLEASE GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THE POLAR BEAR CAGES AND STOP TOUCHING KATE'S DRESS? JULIET AND I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

Ughhh, more new people? Hopefully they'll go the way of the others that Sawyer was going to that island to chat with. You know. Dead in a big pile. Cause they're annoying. And that woman? Was the most annoying of them all. Not to mention a terrible liar. Is it sad that when we first saw her running kind of in a blur, I swear - all I saw was a blue shirt and some dark hair blowing in the wind and my mind went "DESMOND!!!!" Um, no Joy. It's a woman. Damn it. :\

Widmore's definitely got more tricks up his sleeves, just saying. He knew Sawyer in particular was coming? And he trusts him just like that to bring him Locke? Yeah, no. I dunno. Whatever. I don't care. I mean, I do. But I'm tired of trying to figure out what's going on with Widmore and I'm just going to wait for them to tell me. My brain hurts - no thanks to my mom who continues to mistake my Widmore theories for something concrete I learned online and keeps trying to confuse me.

But what the hell's locked in that room in Widmore's sub? Something else is a mysterious secret box/something like that? At least this time we know it can't be Locke, right?

So smokey's got mommy issues, eh? Are we supposed to feel sorry for him? Cause I don't. I mean, he's still totally badass and everything, but sorry. And all his talk of hate, I guess he was trying to relate to Kate or something. I like Not!Locke better when he's pwning annoying new people, thanks. Please get him to the Hydra island and let him take care of our latest batch.

That's pretty much it, BUT CAN I JUST HAVE ONE MORE SQUEE OVER AU SAWYER AND MILES?!!!!

Thank you for putting up with me, guys. :D

Oh and the squee's not ever yet, cause you know what next week is, don't you? RICHARD ALPERT FINALLY GETS HIS OWN FUCKING EPISODE. AND DID YOU SEE THE PREVIEW? IT'S GONNA BE EPIC AND BEAUTIFUL AND I'M GONNA DIE AND BE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF INCOHERENT. PLEASE LET THERE BE CHAINS AND IMMORTALITY ANGST.

Is it me or does it look like there's going to be a campfire Q&A session? APPROVED.

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