this weekend was interesting. this man came over and handcuffed me. And before you go thinking about me and gay S&M, first listen to my story, in which I was metaphorically raped by the man, whom, from this point on I will refer to as "whitey ( Read more... )

This is my car now...

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this is a conversation that i had with a girl. this is the best she could muster against me... sadly. notice her exit line. about my mom's cock. i mean. with so many points to argue in my essay. i am saddened that she couldn't find anything more to say about my essay than referring to a sexual relationship between my mother and I. also. notice how ( Read more... )

why scientists hate me...first i'd like to give a shout-out to how amazingly awesome i am (can i do that? well i'm doing it anyway...)for with the help of pat and ann starting an e-riot in the previous entry with like 110 comments and 2000 hits or something... my awesomeness relates to why scientists hate me so read on ( Read more... )

well it was the last weekend of the summer and it was totally murr! on friday me and megan cooked up some hot dogs. which was really fun because i think that she is slowly convincing my mum that she is a bad girl... 1. so we go to the vons to get soda and hot dogs and in the car i open my soda and it fizzed up all over me so i jumped out of the car ( Read more... )

well. tonight me and megan went over to the beach and drank soda and had a velvety beach blanket that didn't work too well because it kept of flinging sand into our eyes. and we tried to watch high fidelity but we couldn't because their was no sound so we ended up just giggling for a long time. oh yeah these creepy people started walking around us ( Read more... )

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well. i worked about 10 hours a day for the past six weeks to pay off my party-related debt. and i'm glad to say that not only am i out of dept. but i also have some money to spare. (it's because i make the big bucks). yeah ( Read more... )

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ok so it's been really really fun lately. after spending the night cruising around, margot crashed at my dad's house and we drank rum like a couple of history channel watching pirates. so that was really cool. then my dad walked down in the morning and he's all "why're you sleeping on the couch-" then he looked and pointed to my room and then ( Read more... )