Boys vs Girls

[joeknight]

Last night Amanda and I were having the why I would rather be a boy/girl conversation. She was arguing her side pretty well, that's when I decided to play our trump card. Ya that's right....we can pee standing up. And that's not all! We can use that ability to write our name in the snow. The part that baffled me is that she shrugged it off

Comments

[liface]

Girls often go through childbirth. Argument over.

[supakila]

Oh god, you photoshopped a handball logo on me! That's awesome!!

[lastroadwalked]

Hahah often. Yeah guys are way more awesome. We can have babies long in to old age, no period, pee standing up. Plus we can drive better, and are better at sports.

[fauxlecksate]

I dont think amanda likes the idea of you having babies when you're old.

maybe you should ask her to give you a vasectomy?

[manda_panda6]

hell yes, just give me the scissors!

[fauxlecksate]

MASTERSTROKE:

menstruation.

[lilprincessmo]

Girls can't get hit in the balls.

OH SNAP

[supakila]

Guys don't have to give birth.

[supakila]

e:f;b

[liface]

Yes, but you can get punched in the cunt.

[manda_panda6]

umm, guess what?! I don't care. If I had the chance to choose, I would still choose to be a girl 100 times over. So good for your peeing standing up, not having babies (umm hello, heard of an epidural?), being able to get girls pregnant when your 70 (you really want to be 70 and have a kid..? you've got issues) The only valid argument might be the period issue, but at least we can still function..unlike when you guys get hit in the balls..at least for the next few minutes. The best part of being a girl though is that we can get all dressed up and girly or be all tough and tom-boyish, whatever we feel like. Oh yeah, and we have BOOBS!

[lilprincessmo]

AMEN

[lastroadwalked]

boobs... damn it

[liface]

Who cares? What's so cool about boobs? They just get in the way when you try to run or engage in any athletic activity.