Tired, I am, of living in a swamp. No better place in the Galaxy, was there to live, than the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. On weekends, a great time we always had. Knew all the best clubs to go to, Mace Windu did. One club in particular, we frequented: The Flaming Rump. Hung out we did, with a Rodian named Guito. Always had the most primo ( Read more... )

Spreading the rumor, Darth Vader is, that like a Wookie, I am hung. Tell you this is untrue, I now do ( Read more... )

Misplaced my lightsaber, I have.

Or stolen, perhaps it was. A green one I had, in Attack of the Clones... A green one young Skywalker had, in Return of the Jedi... Took it from my hut, he perhaps did, when in training he was.