Everyone Hates Ben

Nov 21, 2011 21:27

Title: Everyone Hates Ben
Author: jaune_chat
Fandoms: Heroes/Lost
Characters/Pairings: Matt, Peter, Sylar, Hiro, appearances by Ben
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1,774
Spoilers: Vague S3 for Heroes, S2 for Lost
Warnings: Some violence and some pure, unadulterated crack!
Disclaimer: Heroes belongs to Tim Kring, NBC et al., Lost isn’t mine either!
A/N: Written ( Read more... )

hiro nakamura, peter petrelli, fic, matt parkman, sylar, benjamin linus, lost, crossover, heroes

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perdiccas November 22 2011, 12:13:18 UTC
omg, this isn't at all what I expected but I love it! Hilarious! Peter and Hiro make the best hapless comic duo and of course Sylar would terrorize everyone as the black smoke just for funsies!

Thank you! ♥

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jaune_chat November 23 2011, 03:06:32 UTC
For a while I was pondering giving the Lost people some Heroes-style powers, but alas such an endeavor would require a lot more research (and re-watching!) than I had available with xover_exchange and journeystory deadlines coming up so soon. And then Matt came along and said, "Hey, me and my boys can take care of all the powers for you." So I listened to Matt, because I don't argue with a telepath.

I'm glad it made you giggle as much as I! :D

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kethni November 22 2011, 15:29:07 UTC
Hee! This was really fun :) Nice work.

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jaune_chat November 23 2011, 03:10:46 UTC
I'm glad you liked it!

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jaune_chat November 23 2011, 09:45:56 UTC
I could totally see Sylar going, "I'm not going to kill you; you're the only interesting person on this rock."

Thanks! :D

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aurilly November 25 2011, 18:24:32 UTC
Hahaha, I LOVE THIS!!! Love that Sylar likes Sayid. Love that papaya subs in for popcorn. Love your explanation for why everyone's healing so fast. Love that Hiro and Peter are responsible for the time shifts. Love that Sylar's the one freaking everyone out with the shape-shifting. Love that they keep trying to fuck with Ben, who yes, is the only asshole mastermind bigger than Sylar, so of course he hates him.

UTTERLY BRILLIANT. This really made my day.

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jaune_chat November 25 2011, 23:24:19 UTC
Hee hee! So, so glad you liked it! This was a hoot to write. :D

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boudecia7 November 28 2011, 04:42:25 UTC
Bwahahaha! I'm so glad I finally got a chance to read this! I was so busy last week and at last I have time to relax and do stuff like reading fic! This was hilarious, I totally loved the way you worked Hiro and Sylar in, and of course everyone does hate Ben XD.

Awesome work! Thanks so much for helping out with the Matt-a-thon again; it wouldn't be the same without you! <333

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jaune_chat November 29 2011, 15:24:10 UTC
Hee! I'm always glad to help; this is always a blast. :)

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