I was washing some shirts today. One had mascara on it from an accident at Jumping Jacks. I kind of bumped * into a woman who shall remain nameless. She smeared mascara on my shirt in the process said collision. She didn't smear it on my neck as I first thought though ( Read more... )

For those that are unaware my Father died in his sleep on the early hours of Friday morning. He had been in hospital for 6 weeks or so prior to this ( Read more... )

I got home last night feeling a bit frail. It was full of shiney new stuff with my name on. It cheered me up no end particularly the cards. Thank you everybody ( Read more... )

I went to london to see
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I've been growing stuff in the garden. I ate the first lettuce from my garden today, and have been eating another leafy vegetable for a couple of weeks. Soon I will have tomatoes and spring onions (cucumbers basil and coriander to follow later). It is quite fun growing your own vegetables.

One thing of note, my phone has gone off pursue ( Read more... )

Well Ok may be I do need a title but I couldnt think of one at short  notice that was in any way interesting ( Read more... )

I could translate but you'd lose 1d6  san points.

I and the beautiful and multi  talented 3141n3 (she sings, she dances, she doesnt have an LJ) will be having a birthday part on the 9th of August. 3141n3 will be getting more wrinkley i will be more distinguished and in a different font for no real reason.

Bring me presents you bastards.

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I went to sunny Whitby. There were many cute girls, sadly the curse of bathroom
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then i ramble on endlessly. I found out I am an evil genius with a robot in his head.

Which Battlestar Galactica Character Are You?

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Shiny shiny shiny feet of leather. I'm just waiting for them to be delivered.