(*snagged from someone's Multiply)

1. It sucks to be me.
2. The only thing to do, really, is jump over the moon.
3. They both reached for the gun.
4. They're called Bui Doi.
5. It's all about popular.
6. Black is this year's pink.
7. The internet is for porn.
8. Everyone's a little bit racist.
9. 525,600 minutes = one year.
10. Hakuna Matata is such a ( Read more... )

...or in class.  Or anywhere else for that matter.

1.  I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2.  How about never?  Is never good for you?
3.  I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
4.  I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5.  I'll try being nicer if you'll try ( Read more... )

A friend sent me this through email:

The Quarter-Life Crisis
by unknown

It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are a lot of things about yourself that you didn't know and may or may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know ( Read more... )