My sister sent this to me. It made me laugh.


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What's the point of having instructions if nobody reads them anyway?

Lamest thing I've read today (paraphrased):
I couldn't figure it out, so I'm just not going to do it.

*headdesk*

My co-workers and I are talking about that show "Dirty Jobs" and how the host used to be an opera singer. We were wondering how he went from Opera to working the dirtiest jobs in the world. Brad said that singing Opera would be the most boring job ever... and then I said, They should have a show called "Boring Jobs" only, I don't think the ratings ( Read more... )

... what was that song I had in my head all day yesterday?

X_X

I'm afraid if you don't RP, this may not be as amusing to you as it is to me....

This came up as I was chatting with a friend mine about our Dragon Court Free-Form Role Play (RP) characters. His character's name is "Curulan" (he goes by "Curu" for short). I have two characters named "carnelianfire" (AKA- carn) who is sorta whimsical, innocent and ( Read more... )

My MIL is having surgery soon to remove part of her colon. The first thing I asked her was "Does this mean you'll have a semi-colon?"

I can't help it... I love puns?

People are obsessed with categorizing things, but how would you categorize things that don't fit?

Easy. Give them their own category.

Why do people say "No Way, Jose"? What if Jose (Hoe-say) had a brother named Jorge (Hor-Hay)? "No Way, Jorge" sounds just as cool ( Read more... )

Fruit Leather- Real dried fruit that's sold in sticky, yummy strips.

Fruit Pleather- Fruit Rollups

"When you stop reminding me that you are different, I will stop noticing"