I'm obviously in the wrong career track..

[jadecat9]

Fricking brilliant! Why didn't I ever think of doing double duty?!?!

(from kfringe. Found on CraigsList:

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[ladycelia]

Plus, you have swords--so the lack of a firearm shouldn't be a problem!

[dancingshaman]

And while they're at it, they'd like a pony. Who can act as a security guard.

[jadecat9]

Watch pony!!!
It's better than a watch dog.

[baronlaw]

Certainly larger, whinny.

[gaaneden]

Yeah. Right. "Here, write copy and, oh, guard doors and be in public while you do it. Because, you know, copy just falls out of your ass. What do you want? You're reporting to the senior VP of marketing. You should be happy with that."

[gaaneden]

PS: You don't get a gun but you do get an ugly ass uniform.

[jadecat9]

Now, now, you haven't seen the uniform yet. It could be all purty and stuff...

[gaaneden]

Tell me, O'lovely one, if this company is too cheap to hire both a copy editor AND a security person, what makes you think they aren't going to find the cheapest, crappiest polyester uniform they can find. Besides, I've never seen a pretty security uniform.

[britgeekgrrl]

That is, without a doubt, the most crack-laden job vacancy I've seen in a loooooong time.

[mzlizzy]

Thanks for sharing the insanity. All I can think of is the old SNL skit that starts off:

"How much would you pay for the secrets to the universe? WAIT, don't answer yet, if you order right now we'll throw in this lovely set of Ginsu Knifes..."