THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN ALL DAY

[jade_sabre_301]

Jade: morrigan
always by herself
...
riordan
uh oh
i just
don't want to have this conversation
at all
Quark: i somehow feel it is quite unavoidable
Jade: oh
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Comments

[jakia]

...

One day, I'm going to sit down and list all the ways your first playthrough ended up completely different from mine, BECAUSE THIS IS SO NOT WHAT I WAS GOING THROUGH AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME.

[jade_sabre_301]

and you know my playthrough is 1000000000000000000x better than anyone else's.

psssssssssssssssh so sure you could be the noble kid and marry the sexyhawt templar in your party and feel awful about sending him to bang the woman he hates in order to ensure you both survive the final battle because there's no way in hell a random NPC introducted 3/4 of the way through the game is going to be landing any killing blows (or alternatively NOT send him to bang the woman he hates and then feel horrible when one of you dies instead) etc. etc. etc.

OR

you could bang the sexyhawt templar in your party and then ACCIDENTALLY SEND HIM PACKING AND FEEL TERRIBLE only to have him replaced by the previous BIG BAD of the series who IS FUCKING AWESOME and HILARIOUS and also my biffle. OH AND THEN YOU COULD SEND HIM TO BANG A WOMAN WHO actually idek what their relationship is THE POINT IS, IT'S HILARIOUSwhat is really sad is that when I reload save games and Alistair is there I have this strange, like, oh it's you, huh feeling. Like, IN A FUTURE SAVE

[loquaciousquark]

ew

ew

ew

[jade_sabre_301]

I was laughing

so hard

omg

:-D