Basic skin care is not that difficult.

[jacqueline_t]

I know you're a bloke and all, Doctor, but really, your pores are in a state.

*gets the rubber gloves*

Right. We're going to need to do some exfoliation first, I think. Rose, can you get me some flannels, some bicarbonate of soda, a rotary toothbrush, and a bowl of ice cubes?

*scowls* This is going to be more work than I thought.

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[alienish_being]

I don't think this is entirely fair, you know.

[alienish_being]

At this point, I'd sacrifice an eyeball for my freedom.

Why am I supposed to be the one who's a danger to other people? Have you looked in the mirror lately?

[jacqueline_t]

Do you really want to insult the woman pointing a sharp object at your face? Think carefully.

[alienish_being]

As I've already said once today: I've been threatened by uglier aliens.

At least twice, as well!

[jacqueline_t]

Always lashing out, this one. So angry all the time. Lack of confidence'll do that to a bloke.

[alienish_being]

As Rose will assure you, I have no self confidence at all.

Perhaps you should tell her to remind me how amazingly attractive I am more often. You know, for health reasons.

[jacqueline_t]

*eyeroll*

You're beyond belief, you are.

Right. We'll let that sit for a few minutes, rinse it off, and then we can get to covering up that black eye.

[alienish_being]

*Prods face*

*Licks finger*

Blech.

[jacqueline_t]

*smacks your hand* Stop it, you. We're almost done.

Well, with the exfoliation, anyway.

[rose_m_t]

*facepalm*

[alienish_being]

She said it, not me! I'm just following her lead!

[rose_m_t]

I'll really be in trouble the day you two decide to team up.

[alienish_being]

Unlike when you two team up on me, of course! :P

[rose_m_t]

I'm afraid it's a hopeless case there. Sorry.

[sunnytyler001]

Didn't she tell all LJ about how hot her husband is ... yesterday? :D

[alienish_being]

But since Jackie is obviously correct and I have no self confidence, she needs to do that more often. Say... every day? Maybe twice a day, to be on the safe side.