Jennifer & Needy Pic!Spam
Needy: People wonder why a babe like Jennifer would be friend's with a dork like me...sandbox love never dies
Jennifer: What's up Monistat?
Needy: Not much, Vagisil
I'm not sure how many times during this pic!spam you will hear this, but Megan Fox is pretty. Amanda Seyfried is also pretty, even if this movie tries to hide that! Total babe, amirite?
Jennifer: They're boys! They're just morsals, you've got a secret wepon, they're like smart bombs, point them in the right direction and shit gets real
Did Jennifer just grab Needy's boobs you may be asking, the answer, yes yes she did.
Jennifer: I wish we had more boys like that in Devil's Kettle, all stylish and shit.
Everyone wave hi to Adam Brody and his guyliner. I posted the pics of Adam for
neverthinks there isn't much Adam because I didn't really pic!spam his really big scene but if you want, I'll upload it for you sometime :]
Aww, I love handholding. I won't lie I squeed in the theater...I was the only one not saying this movie was dumb, lol but whatever...I loved this part and I feel so bad for Needy when she pulls her hand away! Poor Ama--err Needy.
Needy: Jenn? Jenn...are you okay?
Adam Brody: I'm so glad I found you guys! I've been looking all over for you two... I'm in total survivor mode right now, let's go somewhere safe in my van.
I lol at Adam's face in that last cap everytime. "He reminded me off this tree, all skinny and evil." lol oh Needy. This movie is so fucking epic...why don't more people love it? Wave bye to Adam Brody and his hot guyliner, he won't be seen again. I kind of ship Jennifer/Needy/AdamBrody threesome. Or, Jennifer/AdamBrody. I ship Jennifer/everyone, basically. Megan Fox is pretty.
Jennifer: Are you scared?
Um, okay so am I the only one who found this scene oddly hot? The way Megan's mouth moves towards her neck is like super...sexy. Only Megan Fox can make me think she looks hot all filthy and whatnot. Bye herosexuality, I am waving at you on your way out.
Needy: I'd never tell on you.
Okay, so this is my favorite part of the whole movie. Little!Needy and Little!Jennifer are presh, okay.
Jennifer: Wow, you need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your problem.
meganfoxispurdyinyellow Megan's delivery in this scene always cracks me up, especially when she starts laughing at the end, she's so bitchy, it's amazing.
Jennifer: I'm having the best day since Jesus invented the calender. Needy: Jesus didn't invent the calender...
This scene is so unimportant but that lighter part gives me tingles.
Needy: Are you PMSing or something? Jennifer: PMS isn't real, Needy. It was invented by boys to make us seem crazy.
Hai, sick Jennifer. This is for
ohhhophelia since this is basically her favorite part, Megan looking all...not glamerous and shit. Also wave hi to Kyle, this is like the frigging third time I've seen him and Amanda in the same movie.
Jennifer: C'mon Needy, let me stay the night..we can play boyfriend/girlfriend like we used to.
Basically, this is amazing. I didn't picspam it as hard as I wanted to because you guys should check out
wowsugarpuss_'s
picspam to it, it's 1000x better. So, basically I didn't picspam the next part because I didn't want to do the Adam stabbing Megan part so idk that Needifer scene felt kind of lost without it.
This is where the movie starts losing it's point for me, lol. I don't care about this Chip person, he is so unneeded ;) Do.not.wave.at.chip.
Jennifer: My tit? Needy: ...no your heart
Why do I pick such doomed ships? It's sad. Okay well how photoshoped does that picture look? Jesus they could've given them a super cute picture together, at least since they made Needy randomly in love with Chip! Sheesh. Hai straddling in this scene, by the way there is a lot of it.