Being Human: Of Love, Biscuits, and Free Will [Dennis]

[istne_pieklo]

Title: “Of Love, Biscuits, and Free Will”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: pre-canon
Summary: Dennis wants to read. Louis wants to dance. Fergus wants to kill. Or: How Hal’s henchmen pass the time.
Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Quotes from “War and Peace” by Leo Tolstoy. Poem “Give Me Women, Wine, And Snuff

Comments

[shirogiku]

Oh, god, I don't know what I've been expecting, but everything in this fic made *sense* (as in was a very itnellectual kind of crack) and now I'm gazing blankly at the screen, like Dennis in our RP after reading War and Peace.

Congratulations, you broke my brain :D

I love how bloody sophisticated Dennis is on the inside. Dunking his buscits, teaching Louis tango and passing judgements :D

Dennis is an expert dunker. He can dunk a biscuit into a lacerated wound and it would not need rinsing afterwards. <3

After the fifth fiasco, it finally occurs to Louis to move the body. LOL!

another radical case of imperiti de arbitus judicant, ut caeci de coloribus *very* sophisticated :D

Some say he keeps silent because Hal bit off his tongue during a temper tantrum. hahaha

To clear things up: Dennis was recruited in Venice, he speaks perfect English and his nationality will forever remain a mystery; his resemblance to Leo Tolstoy is purely coincidental. <3

a cryptographer capable of that was not born yet so this is why Cutler is absent :D

[istne_pieklo]

I don't what I expected and nothing in this fic makes sense to me, but if it does to you, I'm happy beyond words. XDDDDD Not sure if I want to post it on AO3 though... It's so... weird? XD