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ok so is the soap opera done with
seriously who the fuck signed me up for the part
and wheres my compensation
and my award
ive got my speech all written out here hold on
ok
not gonna thank the academy they can suck my prepubescent throbbing pink dachshund its your guys fault that i got punched in the face
but i did get a good crack or two so i guess youre ( Read more... )
seriously who the fuck signed me up for the part
and wheres my compensation
and my award
ive got my speech all written out here hold on
ok
not gonna thank the academy they can suck my prepubescent throbbing pink dachshund its your guys fault that i got punched in the face
but i did get a good crack or two so i guess youre ( Read more... )
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wait
fuck i should have made a psa or something
that unless youre terezi i dont want to talk with trolls
i mean that was pretty much a thing before i even showed up here but whatever
hahahaha
so now youre going through the bloodline for kismesissitudes
ok so when rose stops trolling you successfully youre going to move on to either mom or bro right
telling you man bro is way out of your league
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not even going to bring up your retarded screaming that you basically do every day
sobbing all over your communicator because you basically dragged everyone into a fight
but nah man its cool
im over it
feels like that shit happened years ago
alchemitized my shades put them on
dealt with it
got some ice while i was at it too
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real good slam down
anyway the fight was pretty even bro we both walked out with fat lips and black eyes
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D--> That you are both pathetic, sawed-off little runts
D--> If the fight was as even as you claim
D--> Either that or Vantas is even more spectacularly bad at hand-to-hand combat than I imagined
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not exactly hercules here and its not really gentleman like to bring a sword to a blind date
but if id known karkat was the lucky lady i probably would have armed just in case
hes got a decent left hook but thats about it
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Unfortunately I am not in possession of my roses to throw at your feet.
A disappointment, I'm sure, but I'll make it up to you.
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look at my face its fighting the stone wall here to crack a smile
crying shame that you dont have roses
think i can forgive you this one time at least you showed up to the ceremony
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I wouldn't know what to do if you didn't forgive me.
All of this forgiveness you've bestowed upon me lately is astounding. I owe you.
You enjoy ice cream, don't you?
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im just trying to be understanding and generous to this apparent sibling ive got on my arm
you know being as good of a bro as i can be
is this a special way of you offering
because if so
hell motherfucking yes
ice cream is the bitchtits just gonna put that out there
along with any kind of sweets ill just put that on the table for future reference
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Well. Someone sure likes to listen to himself talk.
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My voice could be a little more suave, but that's just my own personal critique.
Maybe when I hit puberty, I'unno.
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You're boring. What else do you do besides talk?
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Oh you know... [ Waving a hand around here. ]
Break out sick jams, ill rhymes, bust a motherfucking nut on bitches. Draw comics here and there, make overly angry trolls do acrobatic pirouettes off of handles.
Oh, and I guess I could throw in the time traveling business. Not sure if that's as eventful as what I just went over, but yeah.
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fuckin fine
ok wwhatevver
not like hes evven wworth it
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