Prompt 48- AU
Title: My Worst Nightmare
Author: Nicluv1787
Rating: T
Genre: Comedy
CU/AU: AU
Prompt: AU
Characters: Sesshomaru, and Sesshmom, along with some suprises.
Words: 666 *evil smirk*
Summary: Sesshomaru’s worst nightmares come true.
Warning: Crackish. Language.
Sesshomaru rapped briskly onto the door. Immediately, the sound of purposeful footsteps could be heard. Then the door opened with a creak.
His mother stood in the doorway, her silver hair pulled back away from her face in a low ponytail, an ever present smirk on her lips.
“Sesshomaru,” she drawled, “what brings you here my son?”
“It has been sometime since I came to visit. I figured it was prudent I pay a visit.” He inclined his head to her formally. Raising his head back up, he caught sight of his mother’s swollen abdomen. He sniffed the air for confirmation, her scent had changed… she was pregnant? “What is the meaning of this?” He motioned to the growth of her stomach.
She stroked her abdomen lovingly, “you’re going to have a little brother or sister,” she replied plainly.
“You’ve taken a new mate?” he accused.
“Hmm,” she hummed, “Would you like to meet him?”
His brow twitched in agitation, he doesn’t visit his mother for a few months and she goes off and gets mated, and pupped. “If I must,” he intoned.
“Wonderful. Right this way.” She swept down the hallway and into the adjacent living room.
Stepping into the living room his view was blocked by his mother’s back, but he recongnized the voice immediately.
“Who the hell was at the door?” Inuyasha groused.
“It’s your brother my dear,” his mother giggled girlishly.
“About damn time he came to visit.” Inuyasha stood, coming in view of Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru wasn’t sure which emotion to address first the rage, or the utter disgust that his half brother was fathering, his next half sibling.
“Explain this,” Sesshomaru accused motioning towards Inuyasha with a wide sweep of his arm.
His mother giggled once more girlishly, taking hold of Inuyasha’s arm. “We met at a singles bar a couple months ago, and hit it off.”
“I didn’t even know she was your mom till after I started fucking her,” Inuyasha added, “But it’s kind of kinky when you think about it.”
Hot rage boiled from deep in his stomach, “I see,” he ground out, “And you are the father of my next half-sibling?”
“Maybe,” Inuyasha replied.
“What do you mean, maybe?” Sesshomaru snarled.
“Well you see, son,” His mother cut in, “Inuyasha here isn’t my only lover, in fact there’s a second.”
“Who!” he could keep the disgust and adgitation form his tone.
“Dear come out here!” His mother called. Waddling in, in nothing put a frilly pink apron was Jaken, his hands soapy with dish water. “Sesshomaru is here for a visit,” His mother explained.
“Ah, Lord Sesshomaru, good to see you,” the kappa squacked.
Bile really did rise in his throat as he thought of the disgusting three ways that could have ensued.
“This can’t be happening!” he screamed, “Tell me this is a joke!”
“I’m afraid not, I’m your new daddy,” Inuyasha smirked.
Sesshomaru stumbled back, “No, No you’re not my real father!” he screamed.
The three closed in on him as he crawled across the floor, their bodies morphing into one as they leered down at him. They twisted and contorted turning into a strange monster with green skin, golden eyes, and silver hair.
The creature crawled towards him, swiveling its dog like ears. It turned a beaked face up to him, “Big brother!” It squacked.
Sesshomaru woke up in a cold sweat clutching at his chest. He glanced over at the alarm clock. It was close to midnight.
“Oh, thank god, it was only a dream,” he slumped back down in bed preparing to fall back asleep when his phone rang.
Fumbling to grasp it in the dark he found it on his bed side table, he flipped it open answering it. “Hello?”
“Sesshomaru, son, I was just calling you to let you know I’m in Vegas,” his mother cooed on the other line.
“Why do I need to be called at midnight about this?” he asked tonelessly.
“Because I’m getting married… to Inuyasha.”