i saw a sign that said "captain cunt's fur burgers" (see ally's cell phone for photo ( Read more... )

"'well i dont know. I'll probably end up as a male prostitute.'
'you cant do that,' she laughed. 'your ass is too skinny.'
'ha, ha. If only i had your ass.'
'If you had my ass, you could rule the world.'"

"probably because i have a big lesbian crush on you"

i dont know whether i dont understand or if i dont care.

this is the weirdest thing. . . it gives you the astrological breakdown of your compatibility and also uses numerology. its just fucking strange. http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/817728743

erin drew these on napkins for me


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I saw Wolf Parade at the intersection, great, GREAAAT live show. i dont think ive ever seen a band consume as much alcohol while playing (for four people, two fifths of brandy, 20 beers) and im sure they drank before they got on stage. Cam got a free cd because he hates bright eyes. I wish i could of bought one of their cds but needed money for gas ( Read more... )

You will go to jail for:Downloading Metallica songs


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stole this from jessie

Your Penis Name is: 100% All-beef Thermometer

Get your own Penis Name
today we had a spontaneous half-day because the power went out. going to GR tomorrow maybe. and i am having the biggest ethical dilemma of my life. that is all. This strange women was trying to help some guy find the power button on his computer and then ( Read more... )

erin beal and i thought of these. they are rhymes questioning clay aiken's sexuality. they go from debauched to hedonistic ( Read more... )