More Potterslash - An Accidental Magic

[inamac]

Cross-posted to harry_draco - where you'll find the usual posting details.

Note for f-list: More Potter smut - with added bad puns and unwarranted speculation on the Rules of Magic.

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Author's Note

[inamac]

Putting this here because I hate ANs at the end of stories.

1. This has been festering (sic) at the back of my mind for some time - but reading Langford's comments on Latin dictionaries caused an eruption.

2. Draco's wand: I usually stick to the books/JKR for background (hence hawthorn), and ignore the films (it should be obvious by now that Tom Felton is not my Draco) but… well… fourteen inches!

3. Dedicated to my own 4th form biology teacher, who was woefully ignorant of the properties of the Venus Fly Trap (Dionaea muscipula *).

*WARNING TO YOUNG WIZARDS - DO NOT USE THIS CHARM WITHOUT SUPERVISION!

Re: Author's Note

[watervole]

3. Dedicated to my own 4th form biology teacher, who was woefully ignorant of the properties of the Venus Fly Trap (Dionaea muscipula *).

I doubt it has any interesting properties. Surely the name arises from the fact that the two lobes of the trap look just like a large vulva... (especially if they turn red)

Re: Author's Note

[inamac]

Well, it traps flies...

Said teacher was the sort who read through the text book a week ahead of her students and in this case had got as far as the fact that VFTs are carnivorous, but not found out exactly how they trapped their prey - and clearly didn't believe me when I told her.

Re: Author's Note

[watervole]

Ah! I hadn't realised we were talking about *that* degree of ignorance.

[miso_no_tsuki]

Oh delightful! Time clearly has not wearied *your* imagination! *snickers* I'm never going to hear about someone *wielding* a wand in the same way again...

[inamac]

Thank you - and don't try and play the innocent with me.... *grin*

[enchanted_jae]

Thanks for the delightful read!

[inamac]

And thank you for commenting. Glad you enjoyed.