Hitchhiker's Guide: Ford/Arthur slash

[imperfectcircle]

Title: Aliens Make Ford And Arthur Have Sex
Author: Me!
Rating: R
Betas: daegaer (who is responsible for the best line in here) and carmarthen - all mistakes, however, are mine.
With thanks: To my wonderful betas; to merka, who laughed in all the right places; to the anonymous livejournal fairy who gave me six months of paid time

Comments

Katy is my god! *worships*

[drmutanto]

"I shouldn't worry. I probably can't get you pregnant," Ford lied.

I loved all of this, but dude. You have to write this now. Ford! Arthur! Baby! It would be so kewliez!11!!!1 OMG

(Aww, you took his cock out!)

Thank you!

[foreverdirt]

Hey, dude, I wrote you Toby/seagulls (actually, quite a lot of Toby/seagulls... *shudders*), surely you can't demand Arthur!preg, too?

Although I do kind of have a bunny for it...

And now I'm just going to bounce around for a while, because you like my HHG fic. *Proud*

Re: Thank you!

[drmutanto]

I'm not demanding Arthur!preg. I wouldn't do nothin' like that. I'm just sort of shimmying up to you and making really huge darling puppy eyes and saying things like, "Wouldn't Ford + Arthur + baby be the cuuuutest thing ever?"

It would, too!

[odditycollector]

Oh, wow! This was great (and oh, yeah, still giggling).

I've do many Fave lines, I'd have to make a list... Um, all of the conversation with Marvin, and the ending, and the hhg quotes, and the beginning... You see my problem?

But:
It's not that I don't think he thinks I don't want to think about it," Arthur paused, unnecessarily, to give the robot a chance to keep up, "but I don't think he thinks I think he doesn't want to think about it.

You know you're tired when that makes sense the first time through...

[foreverdirt]

You see my problem?

Am very happy to have been so problematic. Thank you muchly (and get some sleep, dude).

[aeronq]

That was seriously seriously good. very true to form, very researched. slightly confusing but that might be because I just got up and I'm tired and befuddled. Oh, and it had sex in it.

Poor Marvin...
"...Not that I have any first hand experience of happiness. Or sex. But there you go, brain the size of a planet and what am I doing? Using 0.000001% of it to give you the best advice you'll ever get, which you'll only ignore anyway, that's what."

BrillBrillBrillBrillBrillBrillBrill.

[foreverdirt]

It makes me unbelievably happy that you approve. Thank you.

(And poor Marvin. He really needs to have some mechanoid sex with Kryten. They can take turns with the groinal attachment, maybe?)

[tobiascharity]

::loves::

If I were to quote every line in the story that I lurved lurved and lurved some more, I'd have to copy and paste the whole thing, and that's just...a lot of lines.

::loves some more::

[foreverdirt]

*Grinblush* Thank you very much - it was a lot of fun to write, and I'm glad to know you found it as fun to read.

Sex or death? SEX OR DEEAAATH?

[phlebjorn]

Eeehee! How kind and sweet life is! What a happy coincidence that when, for the first time in two months, I go and skim through LJs in a Bad Wrong And Frankly Pathetic way, there is SUPERHOTHITCHHIKER'SGUIDEMADSEXPORN! AIEEEE! I LURVE you!

I think that's scratched a long-term itch, actually. There's not much HHG fic, and there's even less with seeeeeeex, sweet sweet seeeeex, that makes my stomach all clench up in a good sexy sad hurty emotional sort of way. I think it was the collar-bone biting. And the yes-ing. You've made Ford/Arthur passion fit, which is always difficult with comedy characters, and it's unobtrusive and totally IC but ohsoright and they LURVE each other and, and, and BABIES!

Ahem.

And it was funny! "Look at it this way," said Ford, who had blinked twice since he'd idenified the battle fleet, "you can't repress being dead." And the whole paragraph about who gets to do what. Foreplay! Terminal heterosexuality! "The man"! Hee! And fish! And, yeah. It all just brought a great big smile to my face

Death! Er, I mean, sex!

[foreverdirt]

You're still alive! Squee! And you like this! Squee! You picked out all my favourite bits (especially the yes-ing. I had to have me some alone-time when I thought of the yes-ing. Okay, so it was alone-time to giggle madly, rather than to do anything else, but yay! You mentioned the yes-ing!) and you thought it was funny and *joypride*!

Weird coincidence, because I was thinking of you yesterday. Well, thinking of Sir Humphrey/Jim. But also thinking of you. And I thought "I wonder if she's in Xi'an right now, the ancient and thingybob former capital of the Chine-" No, wait. I'm lying. But I was thinking of you, and it's good to know you're visiting cool places. And are alive. And happy and suchlike, I hope?

You probably won't get this for another few weeks (I am your sekrit stalker and know you will be back in England come September: MUHAHAHAHAHAA!) but if you do, have a good last month!

I'll email you about afrai, 'cos I'm not sure how V'ry, V'ry Sekrit it's all meant to be.

*Smoochsmooch*

PS IWTHYB

PPS

[foreverdirt]

I thought you were going to marry me?

*Sobs*