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loonyandproud June 25 2011, 20:16:10 UTC
Did you staple that man's hand?

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immortaltwat June 25 2011, 20:51:27 UTC
He had it coming. If hadn't done it, someone else probably would've the next time he dragged them into his office.

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loonyandproud June 25 2011, 21:26:29 UTC
Aye, well, I was just checking t' make sure that actually happened. What were y' there for?

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immortaltwat June 25 2011, 21:55:58 UTC
What, the bowling alley? What do you think I was there for?

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[voice] ruthless_hunter June 25 2011, 21:45:06 UTC
Looks like you're just a magnet for anyone older than you.

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[voice] immortaltwat June 25 2011, 21:57:06 UTC
I know. It's really too bad I'm more into younger women. The rest of the world would kill for a guy like me in their bed.

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[voice] ruthless_hunter June 25 2011, 22:02:52 UTC
Still got that fetish for one gender, huh?

I would've killed to get you into my back seat.

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[voice] immortaltwat June 25 2011, 22:15:08 UTC
It's not a fetish. It's normalcy.

Also, dude. Stop it. That's really fucking creepy. Especially when I'm sober.

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illgrowoutofit June 25 2011, 22:13:35 UTC
...That explains... stuff.

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immortaltwat June 25 2011, 22:18:47 UTC
Why I'm such a fuck up?

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illgrowoutofit June 25 2011, 22:19:38 UTC
I didn't say that.

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immortaltwat June 25 2011, 22:44:22 UTC
It's okay, Moses. I blame him, too.

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adamantined June 25 2011, 22:31:31 UTC
I'm not really sure who's crazier, you or your dad.

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immortaltwat June 25 2011, 22:44:03 UTC
I'd like to say him. He's where I get all my worst genes from, after all.

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adamantined June 25 2011, 22:46:48 UTC
You think he'd staple someone's hand?

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immortaltwat June 25 2011, 22:52:11 UTC
He's punched me in the face. That's not so far from stapling someone.

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4llth3just1c3 June 26 2011, 00:13:44 UTC
Do you hate your strange man-lusus, Nathan?

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immortaltwat June 26 2011, 00:22:35 UTC
Man-lusus? What is that, some kind of dirty talk?

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4llth3just1c3 June 26 2011, 00:25:02 UTC
[SIIIGH.]

Your guardian! Father! Whatever it is you call it!

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immortaltwat June 26 2011, 00:31:14 UTC
Oh, him! I wouldn't say I hate him. I just don't like him.

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