Two penguins were taking a shower together. One of them says, "Pass the soap," and the other asks, "What do I look like? A typewriter?"

Would you like to play a game of Lucky Hit?

Also, no one did the "one word" thing. Quit pretending you don't know..

One word... do I need to explain?

( Three, yes, three quiz results for the price of one )

Saw Once Upon A Time In Mexico. It kinda sucked... but... I want that CIA T-Shirt. Does it exist?

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Tim Rogers, of the inexplicably celebrity-attracting site Insert Credit, needs to get the fuck over himself. I was going to list the reasons why but can't summon the energy to do so.

fanfiction.net, #rpgamer
Circle I Limbo

Creationists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

radio stations
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

General asshats
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Jennifer Lopez
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Objectivists, Ann Coulter, Scientologists
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Your diaper's a light bulb.

Power outages are fun. I especially loved the 90 degree weather, the city's water pumps breaking, and/or the creepy-assed timing of it all. I also enjoyed the false report that the whole country had lost power. That made things exciting.

EDIT: Ack. Strikeout tag doesn't work on the subject line.