FIC, Wherein Wooing Colin is Somewhat More Difficult than Anticipated, Bradley/Colin, PG-13

[ifyouweremine]

Title: Wherein Wooing Colin is Somewhat More Difficult than Anticipated
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “If you were hypothetically me and I were hypothetically courting Colin, what would you-and by you I mean me-do to win his heart and make him let you carry him off into the French sunset for a lifetime of sweetsweet lovemaking?” said Bradley.
Warnings:

Comments

[marn_barn]

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU SLAY ME. SLAAAAYYYY MEEEE.

LMAO there are so many quotable lines here, and I am so so so glad I friended/began stalking you. Because you are amazing. Also, this:

“I’m going to kiss you now, and then I’m going to throw you on that bed over there and fuck you til you can’t see straight, and when we’re sweaty and aching and too tired to fuck anymore we’re going to go to sleep, and when we wake up tomorrow morning we’re going to do it all again. Unless you have any objections?”

YAAAAAAAAAY *confetti*

[ifyouweremine]

YAY, THANK YOU, I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT!! ^___^ <333

[theafterimages]

I would quote all my favorite lines but god, I don't even know where to start. This was brilliant!

[ifyouweremine]

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it! <333

<333

[lilian_cho]

YOU!

Now I want 1724587487 RPS fics where Bradley is allergic to soya.

I LOVE YOUuuuuuu~ You are awesome to the nth power!

*hums "I'll make love to you"*

Re: <333

[mordyn4]

Pfft, was going to pimp this to you. Alas!

Re: <333

[lilian_cho]

*g* I friended her two weeks or so ago after anonymously pronouncing my love to her in a totally non-stalkery way at armer_gayms.

There may or may not have been sparkly .gifs involved. I've blocked it from my memory.

;-)

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[mordyn4]

I'VE JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT BRADLEY'S TEETH FROM READING THIS LJ OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!?!!

I... I mean, I love perfect teeth but... he looked a little like a Ferengi, and I loved Quark and Rom sooo much. And Moogie, their mom... and the Nagus. *sigh*

Goodbye pointy teeth, you matched Colin's huge lobes so well. :(

[seilf_emit]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG YOU WIN AT LIFE AND THE INTERNET AND I SERIOUSLY LOVE YOU OMG!!!!

OKAY, DEEP BREATH.

NO, STILL NOT DONE SQUEEING - AT QUARTER TO FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING LOL

1) For some reason I imagined Bradley pronounces Boyz II Men "Boys Eye-Eye Men" and it made the whole thing even better.

2)Dear Colin: I want your arse; what say you? Hugs and kisses, Bradley I have no words. There are no words for this awesomeness

3)The Celtic Woman is Ireland, Colin. The Celtic Woman is you. THIS. OMG. YOU... ASDHAJGSD

4) Katie's mind-controlling breasts

5)HELLO MY PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKE! OMG I LOVE THIS TO A RIDICULOUS DEGREE. JUST IMAGINING BRADLEY SAYING THAT... OH GOD.

Okay, I'll stop being embarrassing now.

[anna_zee]

1) For some reason I imagined Bradley pronounces Boyz II Men "Boys Eye-Eye Men" and it made the whole thing even better.

I just wanted to say that that made me laugh SO FRIGGIN HARD.

Total win.

[bibliokat]

AGREED:D

[mordyn4]

This icons is just so... special.

He reminds me of the cat from KISS.

[nicolasechs]

You are a genius of crack. That is all.

Oh, and HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA!

[ifyouweremine]

Hehe, thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it! ^___^ <333