FIC: Edge (1/1) HIMYM

[idioticonion]

Title: Edge
Summary: Call him The Commodore.
Rating/Warnings: X - adult - M/M smut - Bondage - BDSM - dub-con
Written for: Did you post this prompt on the HIMYM Anon Kink meme? If so, this is for you. De-anon yourself for a credit!
Word Count: 1,226
Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM: Barney/Ted
Spoilers: Set during Season 2, Moving

Comments

[da_phoenix13]

Oh my GOODNESS. Okay, so this was totally dirty-hot, but what I LOVED was the last few lines, where Ted threatens to never speak to Barney again if he ever touches Robin, and then the end where he says they'll still secretly hook up and Barney gets all cute and relieved. That part was just pure awesome.

And now this is canon, in my mind. As is the they-secretly-hook-up-throughout-the-series tinhat theory.

Hey look! My icon is from that episode!

[idioticonion]

Seriously, just rewatch Moving Day and tell me that episode isn't at least 50% Barney/Ted shippy. And also tell me it's not totally building to the events in The Goat. Barney's intense jealousy about Ted moving in with Robin makes so much more sense if Barney and Ted have been hooking up. Barney will almost do ANYTHING to stop Ted moving in with Robin (to the extent of stealing his truck). The PWP almost falls naturally out of it.

This prompt was an absolute joy for that reason.

Hey - when are we going to start working on the Barney/Ted ship manifesto? This has made me all enthused again!

[da_phoenix13]

I'd say Moving Day is at least 83% Ted/Barney shippy. :) Yeah, the Robin stuff does factor in, but SO MUCH is about Ted and Barney and their relationship.

And I was just thinking about that earlier today! I'm going to be pretty busy this weekend, but I could try to at least draw up an outline or something? I rewatched a couple episodes looking out for T/B shippiness (just the pilot and Sweet Taste of Liberty, which to me are the two biggest them-episodes of the season).

[idioticonion]

Yes! Yes! Yes! I love you. And of course, The Pilot and Sweet Taste of Liberty definitely set out the stall of Barney/Ted's brolationship early.

But then Ted/Robin and Ted/Victoria dominate a large part of season 1.

Of course, there's probably lots of tiny supporting Ted/Barney moments. Such as in Slutty Pumpkin where Barney sticks around at the roof party for Ted, even using a Penguin costume to shake Ted up.

But those are the main two B/T shippy episodes for that season.

I'm still annoyed that B/T haven't kissed in canon. We need an anim of that outtake where it looks like they're going to kiss! I have a feeling that was season 1?

[smthwallflower]

>> And if you ever touch Robin, I swear I'll never speak to you again." <<

And it all makes sense! :D

[idioticonion]

Exactly! It really does! :-) And thanks.

[dreamsofspike]

oh this is intense... so dark and dirty and hot, loved every word of it :)

[idioticonion]

Oh, thanks so much! That's very sweet of you.

[veritty]

I knew it was you. :D Wonderful. Great fic. I too loved the "if you ever touch Robin" line. Continuity jokes = awesometastic.

Also, I have this gif!

[idioticonion]

Awwwwwwwwww! Please please please can I report this to Ted/Barney. Do you want me to host the image myself or can I use yours?

[veritty]

:DD Hee. Of course you can! And feel free to use... use... I can't make a grammatically correct sentence out of this. xD OK - you do not need to host the image yourself, no :)

And I should've mentioned this earlier - I didn't make it. I just took i some place I sadly don't remember. :(

(Though I'm planning on making some HIMYM gifs - Barney/Ted included - myself. Oh, hold on! I think I've already made one or two. Ok, I'll go post them. Maybe after I make some more!)

[idioticonion]

More GIFS! MORE! MORE!

POST THEM NOW!

Sorry, I'm on a chocolate-high.

[snogged]

Mmm...dirty and hot and totally 100% canon.

Because I said so.

[idioticonion]

I knew you'd like that one honey. :-D