Comments | idioticonion: FIC: Newfoundland lobster trap (1/1) HIMYM

idioticonion

FIC: Newfoundland lobster trap (1/1) HIMYM

Mar 26, 2009 17:32

Newfoundland lobster trap

She feels something slither between her legs and curl around one thigh. There's a faint hissing sound and a snake, a huge fucking snake rears its head from between her legs, its forked tongue flicking across her clit, sending wave after wave of pleasure through her. She can feel his dick, moving smoothly and ( Read more... )

himym, fiction, pairing: barney/robin

Comments 28

snogged March 26 2009, 18:08:01 UTC

Holy hell! This was hot :)

I'm so thrilled you see this as a homage to me

idioticonion March 26 2009, 19:22:11 UTC

Ah, well, very specifically, porn dream #2 was a homage to your Buffy Zombie perv fic. Except with less maggots. ;-)

snogged March 26 2009, 19:40:22 UTC

I could see that :)

otempora42 March 26 2009, 18:21:56 UTC

This was hilarious. And hot, in a very disturbing sort of way. :P

I love how Barney's completely depraved in her dreams, but then when he comes into her room, he's fairly nice (in his own way). And then you cockblocked him again! Seriously, sometimes you are just MEAN.

idioticonion March 26 2009, 19:23:47 UTC

>And hot, in a very disturbing sort of way. :P

It's my trademark style. Hehe.

>I love how Barney's completely depraved in her dreams, but then when he comes into her room, he's fairly nice (in his own way). And then you cockblocked him again! Seriously, sometimes you are just MEAN.

Come on, Barney runs rampant through most of my stories, being 83% penis. He deserves a bit of cock blocking once in a while.

snogged March 26 2009, 19:57:57 UTC

*snerk* 83% penis.

And there's also the fact that you're much nicer to Barney than I am :)

idioticonion March 26 2009, 20:31:06 UTC

True. But Robin has a tough deal out of it in this story! I mean, DOUG!

Thread 6

spirillen March 26 2009, 19:00:00 UTC

Hehehehehe!

Aw, poor Barney.

idioticonion March 26 2009, 19:24:01 UTC

Ach, he deserves it and you know it.

(The comment has been removed)

idioticonion March 27 2009, 17:13:02 UTC

>OT: I was wasting time in Target waiting for a prescription and in the cheapy movie section they had American Psycho, I almost bought it! I may want to go back...

Did you?!?! GENIUS! You know, I don't have the book or the film. I've leant both out years ago and never got them back. So all my A.P. stories are entirely from memory!

dizilla March 27 2009, 04:35:57 UTC

There was a pause, then she could hear him hurriedly stripping off his clothes, throwing them to the floor with uncharacteristic abandon.

Hahha, despite the smutty parts, that's my fave line. Cause with any other woman, there wouldn't have been a pause and he probably wouldn't have stripped fully, but since it's Robin...

Hot fic! =D

idioticonion March 27 2009, 17:14:10 UTC

>Hahha, despite the smutty parts, that's my fave line. Cause with any other woman, there wouldn't have been a pause and he probably wouldn't have stripped fully, but since it's Robin...

Oh he would have stripped. He just would have hung his suit up before jumping into bed with her. ;-)