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[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom April 20 2010, 05:45:55 UTC
Paraformaldehyde and p-Phenylenediamine? ...no wonder I couldn't identify them, they blended in with the hair dye tests...

...I'm starting to have a good idea who might be behind all of this.

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Re: [Private, unhackable] icequeen_aran April 20 2010, 05:51:54 UTC
Who might that be?

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[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom April 20 2010, 06:09:17 UTC
If my theories are right, and this was both an elaborate way to get back at us for their second defeat in a row in football, along with what we did when we went there to rescue Nancy?

Dr.Albert W. Wily.

I've looked up files on him...he has a lot of robots as his disposal. He's also been in jail a few times. Incredibly brilliant, as you probably guessed. I read up a lot of his books on robotics, and I remember a passage that talked about the possibility of freezing time, if just for a few seconds. I wanted to make it for myself... To mock nature, if you will. Just to see if he could do it. Hold on, I have the books with me, I'll be right back...

[Book searching was done.]

Yeah, that specific part of the books mentions research being conducted with paraformaldehyde and hydrogen cels...do you think?

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Re: [Private, unhackable] icequeen_aran April 20 2010, 06:36:35 UTC
If by brilliant you mean crazy, sure. So he made a robot that could possibly freeze time and dye/cut hair without anyone noticing. Sounds like him alright, though I wouldn't want to assume without more proof first.

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[AND NOW FOR A MUNSTERBATION MONTAGE STARRING PIXLE AND ALSO PIXLE] things_go_boom April 21 2010, 03:36:48 UTC
[Alright.

So. She can't use the school's system. That's going to give Wily a notice that someone from Smash Academy is contacting them. She could use an e-mail from a third party and change her computer signature, but that's still going to pass from the computer hub.

So that's out.

Let's look at his profile. No return address or hometown. It's obviously out of the question to go to the school to contact him.

Hobbies include...Football, Boxing and...flying airplanes.]

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things_go_boom April 21 2010, 03:40:41 UTC
[Typing, typing...searching for all nearby airports in a central radius to Capcom High.

There's two.

One of them is commercial, the other is for hobby flights.

Bingo. She doubts Edward is a flight pilot, so obviously he'd have to use the second one.

Let's see if she can hack into the database in there.]

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things_go_boom April 21 2010, 03:56:11 UTC
[Only took her ten minutes. Way too easy.

Let's see...list of flights...list of pilots...

And there he is. Edward Fokker Falcon.]

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things_go_boom April 21 2010, 03:57:09 UTC
[Wait, wait, is his middle name really Fokker? No wonder he puts it as F. Falcon everywhere else. Makes her almost glad she doesn't have a last name.]

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And thus, after a plane is landed. power_fokker April 21 2010, 05:22:54 UTC
[Boop boop beep beep.]

Hello? Is this Samus Aran?

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Re: And thus, after a plane is landed. icequeen_aran April 21 2010, 05:27:35 UTC
[to which Samus just got out of the shower oop phone is ringing boop beep]

........

[what is this this is an unknown number and unknown voice]

Who is speaking?

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Re: And thus, after a plane is landed. power_fokker April 21 2010, 05:31:55 UTC
[Hey he kinda remembers her voice a little. Hopefully this really is the right number.]

Edward Falcon. Lash just came by about thirty minutes ago while I was in my airplane, riding a gigantic yellow and black bird. She gave me this phone number, saying I had to contact you regarding Smash Academy. Is that...common practice for your school?

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Re: And thus, after a plane is landed. icequeen_aran April 21 2010, 06:42:12 UTC
[...Lash how did you even get my phone number you little]

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[A NEW MESSAGE TO LASH, THE SEQUEL] icequeen_aran April 23 2010, 06:41:21 UTC
Here's a list of robots Wily and light have recently built.

[There is a list here for Lash. It's full of mans. It's long and manly.]

Supposedly you have an evil twin over in Capcom High and she did a little accidental renovating not long ago, so their school year is just finishing now. Edward says Wily's been absent ever since.

I was also reminded of Wily's grudge with Robotnik. ...Did he get pranked?

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[SON OF THE REPLY TO SAMUS] things_go_boom April 23 2010, 06:46:33 UTC
[That is...a huge list of mans.]

Hardman, are you serious what kind of name is that.

She is soooooo not my evil twin! I am a thousand times better than Tron Bonne! Edward said I looked like her too, of all the nerve!

He didn't, actually. That was one of my other problems with blaming Wily. But Robotnik lives in a spaceship, unlike an apartment with Falcon. He's got a bazillion security systems. Something about paranoia and 'that damn hedgehog'. It could also be a good way of not having the blame pinned on him. Hard to tell.

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[RETURN OF THE REPLY: A NEW REPLY icequeen_aran April 23 2010, 07:01:03 UTC
[she is frowning SO HARD AT YOU LASH YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Obviously she should go back to living in her space ship, sheesh.]

Hm... [Hard to tell indeed.]

[Samus is half considering a solo stealth mission and not telling anyone, not that Lash needs to know. It'd be ideal to do while Wily is gone...]

What are you going to do?

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[REVENGE OF THE REPLY] things_go_boom April 23 2010, 07:24:18 UTC
If he's gone, it's the perfect time to go see..but if we get the whole cavalry like last time, he'd probably REALLY sue us this time. Not to mention that he's upped the security since then, and they'd know we are coming before we'd set a step in the school.

All I've found unguarded are the underground tubes, but they go on for miles and even if they are around 4 feet in diameter, it would be hard for anyone to crawl in there efficiently and for such a long amount of time. It's not like you can bring your weapon with you at that size either...just drag them behind and then that returns to the first problem.

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