Nineteen

Mar 08, 2010 13:21

[Voice]

It has come to my attention that someone has been spreading lies about me. I would appreciate it if anyone can reveal their identity to me- I will… not forget the efforts of any informers.

Don’t believe this slander. This maniac doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

EDIT: My name is Jane of the Volturi guard, for the uninformed.

That's all.

whodunnit, secret's out, vampirism sucks

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a_gentle_boy March 8 2010, 02:45:24 UTC
. . . I haven't heard anything about you, but I don't actually know who you are in the first place.

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hurtjustalittle March 8 2010, 02:46:44 UTC
I am Jane of the Volturi guard.

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a_gentle_boy March 8 2010, 02:49:47 UTC
I guess I haven't heard anything about you, then. What's the Volturi guard?

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hurtjustalittle March 8 2010, 02:52:02 UTC
Well... that's good. Perhaps he lied, after all.

A Volturi guard protects the peace where I come from.

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hurtjustalittle March 8 2010, 03:26:31 UTC
...My name is Jane of the Volturi guard.

I don't wish to spread the lies any further.

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hurtjustalittle March 8 2010, 03:32:12 UTC
...That's the one. It's all false, all of it. I won't bother with pretend to be human, but I'm not a vampire.

Now who told you this?

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miss_enma_ai March 8 2010, 03:27:13 UTC
Someone is spreeding lies about you?

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Filter hurtjustalittle March 8 2010, 03:28:21 UTC
Someone told my secret.

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Filter miss_enma_ai March 8 2010, 03:34:04 UTC
...really?

Who did that?

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Filter hurtjustalittle March 8 2010, 03:35:16 UTC
I'm investigating that.

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makemebreakfast March 8 2010, 04:22:05 UTC
What's going on now?

I don't think I've heard anything about a Jane Volturi. What were they saying?

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hurtjustalittle March 8 2010, 06:35:16 UTC
They were accusing me of being something... ridiculous.

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makemebreakfast March 8 2010, 12:50:01 UTC
What might that be?

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hurtjustalittle March 9 2010, 04:42:53 UTC
...Is it relevant? Just tell me if anyone has mentioned my name.

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bustydefense March 8 2010, 04:39:19 UTC
What sort of lies?

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hurtjustalittle March 8 2010, 06:45:57 UTC
Accusations.

Have you heard any rumours about me? At all?

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bustydefense March 14 2010, 02:44:07 UTC
Nothing you didn't tell me yourself.

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hurtjustalittle March 14 2010, 02:48:02 UTC
...I suppose this is for the best. It seems that most people ignored whoever was saying this.

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