† 001 [Video: English]

[hullonurse]

[There is some awkward fumbling with the communicator before it finally switches to video to reveal a disgruntled Englishwoman frowning down at it.] What is this even supposed to be? Doesn't look like a radio... [England looks around her, evidently not aware that she's being filmed.] More important is my location...

[The communicator makes some

Comments

[eroslegy]

It looks like you are in Discedo!

[eroslegy]

As long as you keep your eyes open- and are not too full of it to hide if you need to- it's okay.

[hullonurse]

[Sighs.] I might have to, apart from my broomstick I'm apparently unarmed at the moment. Do you know anywhere a young lady of status might be able to fix that?

[eroslegy]

Ladies ( of status ) shouldn't fight at all.

[hullonurse]

Of course we should. Defending your honour and other things is a vital part of ladylike behaviour. Someone needs to put bastards in their places, after all.

[eroslegy]

That's the job of a brave knight! ( TOTALLY STILL BUYS INTO THAT even though even by her time that's outdated… )

[hullonurse]

But they can often be in rare supply when you need one, unfortunately. Besides, a true lady doesn't bother others for things she can handle herself. That would be inconsiderate and spoiled.

[eroslegy]

I think it's kind of a lady's job to be spoiled…

[hullonurse]

But she shouldn't ask to be so, she should just be gifted by all her admirers.

[eroslegy]

With protection. ( nods this sounds like most nobility she knows. )

[hullonurse]

If possible.

But none of my admirers seem to be present so if some beast leaps from the shadows to attack me I want to be able to kill and gut it myself, so where can I find a sword? Or a pistol?

[eroslegy]

If you have to, there's a weapons store in the city. But don't go there alone.

[hullonurse]

Why not?

[eroslegy]

The monsters?

[hullonurse]

I'm already outside on my own, why should I make two trips?

[eroslegy]

Because it is dangerous and there are more monsters over there! Simply because you are safe right now doesn't mean you'll be safe five minutes from now!