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[hugo_weaving_]

Dear Weaving Olives,

I hate you, I hate fire extinguishers and I hate olive oil. I hope you all burn to the ground, you bastards. And I will dance on your ashes.

Hugs and Kisses,
Hugo.

Now then! On a brighter note.

Happy Birthday Lucy Liu!!
I have found The Nude Beach.

Comments

[lucy__liu]

Thank you, Hugo. You're the first one to say so.

Dare I ask why you have such a grudge against olives?

[hugo_weaving_]

As if I would forget. Pfft!

I despise them. I own a bloody olive farm that's got me up all night because it's bloody hot and they're going to catch fire one day.

[lucy__liu]

Well that's random. Apparently you've been on this farm for months and you're just now panicking about it?

[hugo_weaving_]

It's just now summer.

[mir_otto]

Is the olive farm idea backfiring on you, Hugo?

[hugo_weaving_]

*rips out what little remains of his hair*

[willem_dafoe]

Olives??

WTF?

[hugo_weaving_]

Olives. *burns them to the ground*

[willem_dafoe]

And you're pissed at them.....why??

[hugo_weaving_]

BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT!