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[hsiuism]

Hi. I have to break my personal rule of not updating from work because this is hilarious and I hope Epic Mickey plays out exactly as Paul Rudnick imagines:

Now, however, concerned that Mickey has become more of a corporate symbol than a beloved character for recent generations of young people, Disney is taking the risky step of re-imagining him

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[hakucho_cygnus]

Let’s have Minnie appear on “The Real Housewives of Disney,” along with Cinderella, Snow White, and the Little Mermaid. Then Minnie could sneer, “Do any of you bitches not have a gay husband?”

The acronym ROFL comes to mind. XDD

[caitie]

I used to have this Mickey/Donald game for SEGA when I was a kid, where they got sucked into a magician's hat and were trying to escape. I never beat the damn thing! I always died at the final boss. To this day, it annoys me.

[hsiuism]

Yes! Doesn't it stick with you? I had one for SNES where Mickey traveled through different worlds/jobs, like firefighter, magician, etc. I always died in the final stage too. Disney should forget about the Epic Mickey thing and just remake those old games so people like us can get a second chance!