excuse me whilst i barf

[boleyn]

So I was at the grocery store yesterday and happened upon The Host. I was reading the backcover and the summary said;

"From one of the most compelling authors of our time..."

And I just had to LOL at that.

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[secondstar]

I saw that book at target!
I was like WTF IS THIS?!
MORE VAMPIRES?! It sounds like vampires.
I don't want to read it because her books are laced with crack

[boleyn]

Apparently it's about aliens or something? I DON'T KNOW o__0

[norrell]

I KNOW I READ THAT TOO. And the summary can basically be boiled down to: alien takes over girl's brain. Alien falls in love with boy host girl thinks about; both alien and girl, madly in love with host girl's boy, set off to find boy who is hiding...from the aliens...OOOOOOO.

Srlsy where does she come up with these things?

[boleyn]

.....................

I HAVE TO GET MY HANDS ON THAT. NOT.

P.S. I just noticed 'death by hp scar' in the interest and THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME.

[norrell]

Hahahhahaha.

THANK YOOUUUUU. <3

[ninefifteen]

COMPELLING?! Her books are almost as compelling as the badfic I read today!

[boleyn]

LOL LOTTE I LOVE YOU!

I'd rather read HP fanfic from FF.net than Twilight.

[ninefifteen]

Exactly XDD

[boleyn]

Yeah me either!

YOUR ICON FTW.

[prettytwilight]

SM's writing is fucking crap.

"I ate a granola bar in the morning. I took a shower. Edward picked me up"

SRSLY. My 10 year old cousin could write better than that.

(btw, this community is just lols)