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[hokuten_devout]

I've begun to realize, yet again, that I am fucking hot. I think it strange that I not tap that ass. With all due respect, people must respect my authority and my dashing good looks. Because damn baby, you ain't gonna find nothin like this

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[det_notathome]

Give me a time and a place.

[hokuten_devout]

I'd love to say right here right now, but I'm not quite sure if that would be sufficient, hot stuff.

[det_notathome]

I'm only down the way. All you have to do is walk.

[does_not_talk]

Yeah. You are fucking hot, Zalbag.
And I am so into this appointment thing. Sign me the fuck up.

[hokuten_devout]

Why of course, Lord Caim. You have been signed the fuck up.

However, you must wait your turn.

[does_not_talk]

I'll be a good man for you and wait my turn like everyone else. Besides, the wait will be worth it. I've been dying to get my hands on you for one hell of a long time.

[getwithaprince]

ZALBAG, YOU ARE NOT TO SPEAK TO POPE EDWARD GERALDINE THE FIRST LIKE THIS. JEEEEEEESSSUUUUUUSSSS IS UPON US. WE MUST LEAVE HEALTHY LIVES. CAN I GET A WITNESS. AMEN. HOLY FATHER ROLLING GHOST JEEEEEESSSSUUUUUUS

[hokuten_devout]

How dare you speak to me like this, Lord Edge! I want to fuckin make love to you and treat me like this! This is fucking nonsense!

[getwithaprince]

I AM THE HOLY FATHER. I AM CELIBATE. JEEEEESSSSUUUUUSSS DEMANDS IT.

[hokuten_devout]

Yes, Ramza?

[wolf_shot]

A-ah! You know that it isn't appropriate for people to be talking about this sort of thing! D: S-small children might read this. Um...maybe you should t-take it somewhere else? ^^;