Arya Stark, "A Song of Ice and Fire"
Arya looked around wildly, keeping her hand on Needle. Wherever she was, it wasn't where she had fallen asleep. "Where am I? Is this still Braavos?"
((Spoiler: Instead of Arya waking up blind when the kindly man drugs her drink at the end of A Feast for Crows, she wakes up at Hogwarts. So she can still see. Yay!))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"I eat what I get, and I don't care what it's called. My septa used to try to get me to remember things like that, but I hated it. What's so important about cheese names?"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Whoever threatened me first. It's not hard after you get used to it. Valar morghulis, all men must die."
3. What time is it where you are?
"It was night when I fell asleep in Braavos. I don't know about here. I guess it's day."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Arya shook with anger. "I wouldn't! And people don't come back from the dead, anyway."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"The Lone Wolf. That's what I am."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"I don't care. Marriage is stupid. Your husband just gets to tell you what to do. The only good thing about my family being dead is that no one can force me to marry some idiot lord, and nobody cares about whether Arry or Cat or Nan gets married."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Because people keep replacing it, obviously." She rolled her eyes and grinned smugly. "Burn it and run away to do something that doesn't have paperwork."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
She bristled at this. "I'm not useless! I survived when the rest of my family didn't. I'm a fast learner, I can become someone else, I can fight like a water dancer, and I've killed people that deserved it. Not nearly enough, though. I had to add the Freys to my list." She tightened her grip on her sword and glared dangerously. "They'll all pay for what they did to my mother and brother."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
"I can teach you a little about how to tell when people lie, or how to speak Braavosi. I can kill people that need killing." She smiles bitterly. "If that's not enough, I can catch cats or pigeons for you."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____AS______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____AS____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___AS________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ____AS_____"
((Spoiler: Instead of Arya waking up blind when the kindly man drugs her drink at the end of A Feast for Crows, she wakes up at Hogwarts. So she can still see. Yay!))
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
"I eat what I get, and I don't care what it's called. My septa used to try to get me to remember things like that, but I hated it. What's so important about cheese names?"
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Whoever threatened me first. It's not hard after you get used to it. Valar morghulis, all men must die."
3. What time is it where you are?
"It was night when I fell asleep in Braavos. I don't know about here. I guess it's day."
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Arya shook with anger. "I wouldn't! And people don't come back from the dead, anyway."
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
"The Lone Wolf. That's what I am."
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"I don't care. Marriage is stupid. Your husband just gets to tell you what to do. The only good thing about my family being dead is that no one can force me to marry some idiot lord, and nobody cares about whether Arry or Cat or Nan gets married."
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Because people keep replacing it, obviously." She rolled her eyes and grinned smugly. "Burn it and run away to do something that doesn't have paperwork."
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
She bristled at this. "I'm not useless! I survived when the rest of my family didn't. I'm a fast learner, I can become someone else, I can fight like a water dancer, and I've killed people that deserved it. Not nearly enough, though. I had to add the Freys to my list." She tightened her grip on her sword and glared dangerously. "They'll all pay for what they did to my mother and brother."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
"I can teach you a little about how to tell when people lie, or how to speak Braavosi. I can kill people that need killing." She smiles bitterly. "If that's not enough, I can catch cats or pigeons for you."
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____AS______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____AS____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___AS________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ____AS_____"